49ers owner Jed York proves you’re never too wealthy to go slumming for pussy. Or, as Jeff says, you’re never so wealthy that you can’t eat at McDonald;s. Also this week:

• The Cos and Lemon pop up at the same time, creating the TGO Multiverse.
• Are we doing anything on Election Night?
• Topol, the smoker’s tooth polish.
• Brian hit the wall at work, b/w driving in a circle doesn’t impress Jeff.
• Jeff has guys. Brian used to have guys.
• Should we record a show on the way to the concert, b/w davenports and chesterfields.
• A French tourist died in Death Valley.
• Three thirteen-year-old boys are facing charges for throwing dodge balls at a girl.
• Are we taking a class field trip to the Chris Hansen movie?
• Brian’s algorithm.
• During the dodge ball discussion, the boys come up with an idea of cigars for black dads.
• The Target black Halloween costume was a real problem.
• Costco doesn’t want poors in their stores, and you can pay more to not be around them.