Brian can’t wait for the Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano fight. Also: Jeff has never listened to AC/DC’s “Back in Black” album all the way through | Jake and Logan Paul | the Johnny Carson schedule | heat waves and 69s | Jesse Jackson and Robert Duvall | Mike and Cool Hand | five guys were caught trying to sneak party drugs onto a gay cruise | 20 blue hairs were fighting it out on a pickleball court | Jeff fell down | the biggest loser in the Rousey v. Carano fight will be Brian’s cock | the wild turkeys are at it again | UPS drivers v. Amazon drivers | a Huey Lewis digression | a Joe Walsh digression | a Little Caesars employee broke into a store and pocketed the money | hackey 1970s TV | a fecal event | crop dusting the innocent | when you’re fat, food wins | and finally, Chicken-fil-a.

This week, Dr. Hook and his leather eye patch. Also: Brian’s dad thinks everyone famous died from smoking cigarettes | Brian at Costco | old Beavis and Butt-head | Jeff had a dream about a celebrity | Woody Woodbury could only have been funny in 1960 | a Larry Summers correction | Willa Mastin | Jeff hates the crippled kid from those commercials | Jeff refers to Doug as Ron | and finally, instead of doing the news, the Boys start watching an old after school special about a young girl who likes to fuck, starring Maureen McCormick and her pigeon mouth.

Jeff has no patience with people being kidnapped. Also: Sometimes, Brian guesses what happened to the missing kids he sees on the gas pump videos | “The Midnight Special” | weathermen for local radio | Brian got a Costco membership | deep fried Uncrustables | Brian is unemployed, so of course that makes him a chauffeur | if you had the money, wouldn’t you have an island? | Brian’s not in the Epstein files | Jeff’s shaving routine | a man used a blowtorch to thaw out pipes, and his house exploded | some guy dropped a 40 second gasser | a man was arrested for having sex with a vacuum cleaner | a French hospital had to be evacuated because a young guy had a mammoth World War 1 artillery shell in his ass | Jeff is a game day guy with a cape | Brian hates Looney Tunes sex | and finally, an Olive Garden employee kills himself in the worst way.

Welcome back for year 21, season 19! This week: Trump’s neck pussy. Also: the Boys have had it with this winter | the global warming bit | Brian got fired, and did the most irresponsible thing possible (it worked!) | Brian lost his VIP at the casino | Brian won the 2025 Dead Pool, and this year’s lists | Updates from the break: Kim Kardashian’s brain scan; George Zinn was sentenced; a man was arrested (for the third time) for tricking women into changing his diapers; D4vd, still not arrested; and Mark Sanchez. | Brian samples some of the new audio drops, b/w “do the knowledge” | Brian’s dad in Germany, b/w “me so horny” | what horrible things did we do to our cocks and balls last year? | and finally, Brian doesn’t know how he ever pleased a woman since he’s been a lumbering fatso.