This week, the Pope visited the Vatican radio station. Also: Bombing Iran; Chip Carey; canceling things; Dave Landeau; Brian is (still) all in on Scar Jo; a “school employee” was sending a 14-year-old boy nudes; a man took a dump in a store’s shoe aisle; a man with a machete was threatening cops from a gas station roof; Charles Whitman; New York City deserves what it gets; and finally, retiring.

Brian will be on the road this July 3rd. He’s not trying to say hello to anyone, he’s just letting you know he’s going to be on the road. Also this week: We should have talked about Sly Stone last week, so we do it this week; Brian takes a 3-1 lead in the Dead Pool (Ananda Lewis died); you have to know when you don’t know something; James Bond theme songs; a teacher sex update; a man fell in love with Chat GPT; Run-DMC; fun conspiracy theories; Camilla Parker Bowles; tampons are just an obstacle; wrestling theme songs; and finally, closing with “King of Rock.”

This week Jeff wants to know, was Prong always Brian’s choice for the show theme? Also: Brian’s new car; Brian Wilson died; Brian has had it with the AI babies; Brian introduces Jeff to the Hitler Wikipedia Challenge; quick movie reviews; hot chicks kicking ass; foreigners singing Michael Jackson songs (“Beat it” and “Billie Jean”); being the man; a “Bigfoot sighting” in Michigan, and a pot shop weighs in; cryptids; making a choice about mermaids; dummies are putting themselves in danger to get their phones back; Jaws; a funeral limousine was hit by a train; the TSA says you can’t use your Costco card to get on an airplane; sex with Loo Cannon; Loo and Lemon origins; going crazy out there at the lake; and finally, the little Asian lady takes us out.

This week, we revisit Hailee Steinfeld’s two amazing line reads in Sinners. Also: the Stanley Cup and the NBA finals; Brady and Matthew Tkachuk; Brian is saying goodbye to the Jeep; white girls love black cock, and average white guys (like Brian) can’t compete; an elementary school yearbook dropped an N bomb; a woman slammed a kid’s head against an airplane window; a man broke into a woman’s house to bite her feet while she slept; Mr. Methane set a world record (here’s his “Another One Bites the Dust” video); Sarah Silverman; and finally, the July 4th weekend Video Store episode.