Still funnier than Stephen Colbert, this is TGO Radio. This week: Jerking off back to back; annoying your loved one; Ozzy died; Malcoln-Jamal Warner died; Dexter fucked a lot of hot chicks; the South Park boys just signed a $1.5 billion deal; why the Irish couldn’t fish; a grown man wearing a 20-pound chain was sucked into an MRI, which leads to an exciting new episode of “Guess the Race”; Dirty Harry; a man tried to set fire to a gym and the resulting news report may be the worst in history; Mona Lisa Saperstein; Hunter Biden popping up on podcasts is the Crack Head Event of the Summer; a guy with a lot going going on crawled on a roof looking for drugs; and finally, Twinkies.

This week, the dominant Durant family gene. Also: Getting shows in the can; our ashes; Code Redding it; Updates and Corrections (injuries at the Running of the Bulls and who funds the Mystery Machine?); the Velma and Daphne 69; there’s a large cat on the loose, and Curtis Jones is here to tell us about it; topics for Curtis; a 19-year-old fell into a meat grinder; a meth head outsmarted an employee at a tour trolley company, and stole one; a property vulture puts up a billboard saying he buys crack houses; both Jeff and Brian hate HOAs; “we need the rain” is an old guy conversation; and finally, the greatness of the TGO Radio recording schedule.

Jeff is back from his trip out of the country (North Dakota), and Brian was walrusing around in the pool. Also: Bums; the return; the fun stuff is at Brian’s house; a “rapper” turned his fingers into a bag of Takis; two old white guys can’t comprehend a rapping podcast; NBC has a rundown of fireworks related mishaps; a question about the moon landing; Funnel Cake; unbelievably, someone was lighting illegal fireworks in Brooklyn; Jane is a good sport; a 70-year-old man brought it upon himself; a man in a Scooby-Doo suit robs a gas station; who was bankrolling the Mystery Machine?; and finally, “One Night in Bangkok.”

TGO Radio is celebrating America by taking the week off, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t enjoy our watching season one, episode two of the show Shifting Gears, starring Tim Allen and world renowned tit monster Kat Dennings.