Brevard County’s 2025 Deputy of the Year has pictures of himself giving a Nazi salute and wearing a Hitler mustache, and that’s not even close to the worst shit he did. Also:

• If you were a girl raised without a Dad who loved you, you do what that deputy’s ex-girlfriend agreed to do sexually. Yeesh.
• The boys reflect on Inglourious Basterds and … Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
• Spiro Agnew resigned the vice presidency in disgrace, and Frank Sinatra lent him money.
• Levon Helm and Robbie Robertson
• The boys are going to see Baby Metal.
• Someone drove a car through a cemetery, Brian tells the same joke six times, and loves it.
• Brian has decided what he wants on his tombstone.
• The “Wheel of Fortune” announcer was fired because he likes kids. And we mean, likes kids.
• The Anthony Cumia and Jim Norton Show theme is funny.
• A mobile home dweller flung shit at another trailer park dweller.
• Brian says Idiocracy didn’t happen in the last 5 years, and as proof, there’s such a thing as the Straw Hat Riot of 1922.
• The Zoot Suit Riots, and Brian wants Lemon to cover “Down” by 311, except call it “Downs.”

A “disruptive passenger” was duct taped to his seat after dropping N-bombs and “lashing out” at staff – wouldn’t you know, the boys think he should have been thrown out. Not to mention:

• TGO Radio finally watches the video of the guy in the paper Burger King crown for the first time.
• When Brian is Dictator, people who act up on airplanes will be immediately executed.
• Brian: “They’re going to have Mamdani at the 9/11 ceremony, so he can mourn the 19 people he lost.”
• Jeff’s got jokes and has a very gay playlist, b/w Olivia Newton John.
• Quaaludes are coming back, b/w a video of a guy talking about how much he loved ‘ludes in the old days.
• The Dark Web is useless to a guy like Brian, because he can’t find videos of monkeys and kids having knife fights.
• Update: Mark Sanchez will be working at a Chipotle in two years.
• Update: Tiger Woods is still a pill head idiot.
• Update: Forever a Cowboy, Tony Romo blames back injuries for being a drunken buffoon.
• Remember when Mel Gibson called that cop “sugar tits”?
• Jeff’s sneeze miscarriage.
• Revisiting Magic Johnson’s disaster or a talk show by watching a clip with comedian Craig Shoemaker.
• We haven’t played Jay Mohr’s Clint Eastwood story for a bit.

We’re proud (?) to present a Video Store this week, watching season two episode two of the “reality” show Jay and Pamela. It follows Jay and Pamela, who have brittle bone disease and have to go around in motorized wheelchairs, as they and their Central Casting friends prepare for Jay’s 30th surprise birthday celebration. Also covered:

• The King drops by to discuss midgie puss; the upshot is unsurprising.
• Jay is saying anything, up to and including dropping the baby card, to get some ass.
• Prop dog!
• Brian has banged one girl worse looking than Pamela.
• Jay’s dad is enough of a hack to be a third mic on this show.
• Is Jay a tranny?!
• Pamela and her best friend inexplicably go to get their pussies waxed.
• Brian explains the “no no square” to Jeff.
• Jeff hates kids, but had four of them.
• At some point in his life, Brian decided “I don’t have to listen to you” is the funniest thing a drunk person could say.
• Brian has whatever the opposite of a hard-on is called.
• Yup, Jay is a tranny.
• If Jay falls off the motorcycle game, Brian’s going to church.
• “Sex Bomb” by Tom Jones.