Be sure to secure the Waffle Houses, because Jocktober is getting urban this week, as we visit Boston’s “The GetUp Crew.” It’s a dynamic completely unknown in the radio world, where they have a regular guy, a probably wacky sports guy, and a hole to keep them in line. You won’t believe it.

• Like last week’s show, and maybe a million other shows across the country, The GetUp Crew has a “Second Date Update” segment. This one might even be real (wink).
• As the male half of the pretend couple answers the phone, Brian loses patience with this bit’s fakeness, and calls the host a “sellout punk bitch” for laughing at the guy.
• In the space of sixty seconds, Brian tells two of his best jokes, and he’s exceedingly proud of them.
• Brian confesses that when he saw that girl a few months ago, he left his debit card at home and texted his son the address, “just in case.” But he would go back.
• Eva Marie Saint died, and the Dead Pool remains tied at 3.
• The boys recount the Great Pussy Crash of 1931.
• A low IQ 23-year-old woman strolled into a high school, pretended she was a substitute teacher, then started yelling at and insulting the kids.
• The boys have had it with these local news reporters and their gay Top Gun mustaches.