This week, dead pussy magnet Barry White makes his first appearance on the show, and Brian couldn’t be happier. Also, MoviePass is in trouble, a church buys a strip club, a porch jerker, and too much more.
There is no logical endgame to getting people fired for old jokes. Also, a squirrel eats out of a used condom, a man bangs the 9th hole on a golf course, a delightful woman shoves 82 grams worth of drugs in her snatch, and more.
Jeeps are very expensive to maintain. Also, Nigerians aren’t bulletproof, a man and a woman die of carbon monoxide poisoning in a closed garage, July 4 dummies, Brian has to leave for a mid-show dump, and more, for some reason.
A man who looks like Gay Jeremy Renner died in an almost certainly homosexual sex related mummification accident in a Hollywood producer’s basement. And if that doesn’t get you to listen, there’s also: After a certain age, Being Judgmental is just code for “being right,” redneck season is upon us, golden tickets to heaven, and more.