(I’ll be working with the mic OFF the stand.)

This week, Trump’s long speech at the RNC. Also: Mike Judge is a prophet; Brian’s Dad; special drinks; the boys are very likely unstoppable; Brian at the pool; Jeff officially starts a weight loss gimmick for the show; Richard Simmons; Siren Con; Jeff wants to do the 20th anniversary shows at Siren Con; some guy has a reaction to Kamala Harris being the nominee; a funny video clip from the movie “Whore” (1991); 9/11; a 60 Minutes segment about gay kids from 2006 (Part One, Part Two, Part Three); Jeff is still pushing for a show from Siren Con; Brian’s got to leave himself alone; where are all the kid fucking teachers?; revisiting old Out of Context Audio clips; and finally, will there be a Hiroshima anniversary show this year?

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(You won’t guess what it is.)

Thanks for listening to the longest running, least listened to podcast in America. This week: making the switch; this year’s Dead Pool is finally heating up (Bob Newhart and Dr. Ruth died); Jeff’s trip to Hollywood; Jimmy Carter; the hawk tuah girl; Kermit the Frog singing “Gin and Juice”; Paris’ mayor finally swam in the stupid Seine; is camel toe sexy?; Jerry Sandusky; Grindr is popular at the RNC; a man sued a stripper because he gave her money and she behaved like a stripper; the Coca-Cola company really has it locked in; “Mommy Dearest”; if he could, Brian would only shit at work; McDonald’s breakfast; the muddy Baja Blast; Brian hates paper straws; and finally, Brian’s dad is a square.

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(Take it up with the Kaiser!)

Per tradition, we have three “dummies getting hurt by fireworks” stories this year, not to forget: Shelley Duvall died; Brian wants to go crazy late in his life; Biden hours; Jeff was forced to talk to a stranger; some Olympic games make money; the mayor of Paris says she’s still going to swim in the Seine; a young guy lost some digits thanks to fireworks; Jeff wants to give booze and fireworks (for free) to dumb people; Brian left a drive thru in disgust; a man gave fireworks to his eleven-year-old son, and predictable things happened; Brian strongly objects to the word “malfunction”; regular jackoffs; a man died after lighting fireworks on his head; some moron claims the sun has changed; necklacing; Michael Hutchence; a Canadian couple is teaching their pet rats how to drive little electric cars; low hanging balls; banging comic strip characters; and finally, Snoopy the War Criminal.

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(Tooooons.)

First up, a hidden history of the White House. Then: It’s pretty easy to not die in a stupid way; Brian is obsessed with MeTv Toons; old people TV; “The Simpsons” and “Mad Men”; Jeff has a great idea; more forgotten history of the White House; the president of France and mayor Paris ended up not swimming in the Seine river (because it’s a toxic hell hole of a waterway); the Olympics are a grift; Lauren Boebert won her primary; Jeff saw a picture of Boebert he liked; more White House history; a man jumped into an enclosure at Kings Island, and the local media never really gets around to what happened; Michael C. Hall’s band still stinks; kids who threw up in school; a man was arrested for fucking a horse, again (Mister Ed responds); rape cakes; and finally, the girl who lifted her shirt at the Oilers game got a Playboy layout.

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