Before we can even get to Jocktober, Brian is cursing the equipment and swearing he’s going to replace everything before next year. But then we get down to business: 99.5 FM’s “Smiley in the Morning,” from Indianapolis.

• Co-host Nikki has a celebrity gossip segment that eventually gets into the Tom Cruise movie Digger. Neil Young says it’s one of the best movies he’s ever seen, like that’s some kind of recommendation.
• Brian likes Olivia Colman.
• If the “gossip” segment wasn’t bad enough, we move on to Passwprd, where callers go through all that trouble for tickets to a shitty touring show.
• Ayds Reducing Plan Candy.
• “A gooey substance all the kids are obsessed with right now.” Yeesh.
• We’re two guys who believe that old men who let themselves be drugged and have their expensive things stolen deserve it.
• Are there any Ben Franklin five and dimes left?
• Brian thinks he found a new show open.
• Brian’s doctor said he has to lose weight.
• Jeff says Lemon is working on a Loo Canon impression.
• Brian thinks Milwaukee is going to win the World Series in four or five games.