Jeff is back from his trip out of the country (North Dakota), and Brian was walrusing around in the pool. Also: Bums; the return; the fun stuff is at Brian’s house; a “rapper” turned his fingers into a bag of Takis; two old white guys can’t comprehend a rapping podcast; NBC has a rundown of fireworks related mishaps; a question about the moon landing; Funnel Cake; unbelievably, someone was lighting illegal fireworks in Brooklyn; Jane is a good sport; a 70-year-old man brought it upon himself; a man in a Scooby-Doo suit robs a gas station; who was bankrolling the Mystery Machine?; and finally, “One Night in Bangkok.”

TGO Radio is celebrating America by taking the week off, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t enjoy our watching season one, episode two of the show Shifting Gears, starring Tim Allen and world renowned tit monster Kat Dennings.

This week, the Pope visited the Vatican radio station. Also: Bombing Iran; Chip Carey; canceling things; Dave Landeau; Brian is (still) all in on Scar Jo; a “school employee” was sending a 14-year-old boy nudes; a man took a dump in a store’s shoe aisle; a man with a machete was threatening cops from a gas station roof; Charles Whitman; New York City deserves what it gets; and finally, retiring.

Brian will be on the road this July 3rd. He’s not trying to say hello to anyone, he’s just letting you know he’s going to be on the road. Also this week: We should have talked about Sly Stone last week, so we do it this week; Brian takes a 3-1 lead in the Dead Pool (Ananda Lewis died); you have to know when you don’t know something; James Bond theme songs; a teacher sex update; a man fell in love with Chat GPT; Run-DMC; fun conspiracy theories; Camilla Parker Bowles; tampons are just an obstacle; wrestling theme songs; and finally, closing with “King of Rock.”

This week Jeff wants to know, was Prong always Brian’s choice for the show theme? Also: Brian’s new car; Brian Wilson died; Brian has had it with the AI babies; Brian introduces Jeff to the Hitler Wikipedia Challenge; quick movie reviews; hot chicks kicking ass; foreigners singing Michael Jackson songs (“Beat it” and “Billie Jean”); being the man; a “Bigfoot sighting” in Michigan, and a pot shop weighs in; cryptids; making a choice about mermaids; dummies are putting themselves in danger to get their phones back; Jaws; a funeral limousine was hit by a train; the TSA says you can’t use your Costco card to get on an airplane; sex with Loo Cannon; Loo and Lemon origins; going crazy out there at the lake; and finally, the little Asian lady takes us out.

This week, we revisit Hailee Steinfeld’s two amazing line reads in Sinners. Also: the Stanley Cup and the NBA finals; Brady and Matthew Tkachuk; Brian is saying goodbye to the Jeep; white girls love black cock, and average white guys (like Brian) can’t compete; an elementary school yearbook dropped an N bomb; a woman slammed a kid’s head against an airplane window; a man broke into a woman’s house to bite her feet while she slept; Mr. Methane set a world record (here’s his “Another One Bites the Dust” video); Sarah Silverman; and finally, the July 4th weekend Video Store episode.

No news or updates to be found this week, and this episode really reflects that fact. Brian forgot he unplugged his audio and tried to play Jeff’s intro; Mark Twain really, really liked young girls; Jeff is liking Andy Taylor’s book; Tony Thompson was great; the show is obsessed with the theme from “Alice”; the worse sentence you can think of; early morning farts; English muffins; sedation; Trump and Ozempic; Brian and the casino; the poor man’s anal beads; the Kennedys aren’t cursed; Jeff can’t free associate; blowing a seal; banging horrible women; Brian thinks about shitting his pants on the way home; Linda Lavin as a singer; the Indy 500; Nerf gun difficulties; and finally, the last show.

Let’s talk about the fact we’re never going to see a proper Spring again. And: Joe Biden’s cancer; Jeff is full of ideas; “What’s Happening!!”; Molly Ringwald topless; Brooke Shields; Sydney Sweeney; Scarlett Johansson; Florence Pugh; Jeff introduces Brian to Drag Syndrome; the Gangster Party Line; Klarna is in trouble; a McDonald’s in Virginia closed the dining room to anyone under 21; why is every young girl’s eyes so far apart?; Burger King onion rings; scientists need to study Long John Silver’s; Hypertelorism is running rampant; they talked to the father of the guy who bombed that IVF clinic in Palm Springs; no one talks about Terry Nichols; Brian’s manifesto; a kindergartner took Jell-o shots to school; a man was found inside a Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and a cell phone; and finally, Brian misses the casino.

This week, what India and Pakistan were really fighting for. Also: We missed the anniversary of the Bill O’Reilly meltdown video; the remix; Bill O’Reilly had to pay a woman $32 million because he sexually harassed her; an update on the man who fucked his own ass with a cucumber; Spit Take Theater; Jeff’s update on Andy Taylor’s book; a Righty loon burned 100 library books; not to be outdone, Lefty loons are jerking off at a Seattle beach; a bus driver was arrested for driving kids while hammered; a foot fetishist is booking home tours with female real estate agents; and finally, Jeff’s almost shit himself at work.

The show opens with a discussion of Public Enemy, then we open some champagne to start the big anniversary festivities: Brian found some old pictures in the archive that Jeff has never seen (see them here), and some audio that changes the early history of the show; fucking young Brian must have been like fucking Mickey Mouse; Brian also found a random Opie and Anthony clip in the archive; an update on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, b/w you won’t believe who’s not in the Hall; an angry woman shit on another woman’s car; the Beatles and Joe Cocker; a meth head was outed by her own pet raccoon; a Florida man married three women in three different counties, apparently because he was tired of peace and quiet; post nut clarity; Brian would fuck an old woman if it meant he could gamble every day; and finally, we’re taking it one year at a time from here on out.