Year 16, season 14 begins: “After Life”; Jeff got the finger test; the Nazi circus; deplatforming; teenage Brian tried to bang a girl behind a Toys R Us; update on the guy who pretended he was retarded to get women to change his diapers; man arrested for impersonating a doctor, and his upcoming prolapse; Bobby Knight on rape and Robert Byrd on race relations; Biden is old; old people talking to everyone they see; a dirty tackle box in Harlem; Brian’s fat man rod; sex clips.
It’s the last new episode of 2020, including: Santa is a two pump chump; break up residue; Nerd Talk (Wonder Woman, The Mandalorian, Star Wars); Notre Dame and Alabama; the Long Island Reacharounds; a fart montage; Santa got hung up in some power lines; “Jackass” talk; a man pretended to be retarded in order to get women to change his diapers; a pastor got caught with child porn; Jeff sneezed and shit his pants; the Cos on haunted pussies.
This week, Brian’s resemblance to Captain Lou Albano. Also: The boys fiddle with a new monitor; farting at work; the Hamster Roast; Susan Stafford and young Vanna White; anti-gay politician caught attending a 25-man orgy; anal sex crust and smells; a teacher born without arms and legs was indicted for child sex crimes; police chief blackmailed women for sex; a priest has a threesome; young guy uses an Auto Blow in a porn store; “A Teacher”; Edith Bunker yells at New Jersey traffic accident; Jeff has no idea how funny he is; Doug; new shows in December.
This week, Jeff makes a real old man of himself by fumbling with audio on a website. Also: Updates and Corrections; a question on whether “My Sharona” belongs in the underage song clip compilaton; Sharona was a real girl; Jeffrey Toobin ushers in a new era of “Leave Yourself Alone”; a tire shop owner puts up a “White Lives Matter” sign; Chase bank won’t let Brian open a DraftKings account; Biden is going to win 35 states, and he’s a complete dullard; ganger; Jay Oakerson makes a Rob Halford joke; Jay Oakerson and sharp farts; racism; Brian’s Dad; election speculation; and social media.
Jeff brings a sixer to the recording, and things get funnier as the show goes on. Including: Brian needs a verdict on a jailbait song; the Braves win; Jeff’s visit to Corona-restricted Vegas; Buffalo Bill’s house is for sale; Sarah Silverman could still get it; Election Night; a mad shitter in Van Buren County, Michigan; Led Zeppelin and the Supreme Court; Eddie and Alex Van Halen; a popular Catholic school teacher caught fucking a kid; Bill Cosby didn’t like pregnant Lisa Bonet; drunk girls almost kill themselves, but somehow it’s not their fault; a man in India covers himself in shit; 800 punds of used bags confiscated in Vietnam; a tribute to EVH.
Brian plays an elaborate joke on Jeff, who actually gets up to leave the show. There’s a long discussion of Brian’s recent break-up, and then, at minute 50, some news: An Abraham Lincoln impersonator was arrested for producing child porn; a woman attacked her father over his farts; a Bertie Higgins / “Key Largo” break; Deep Purple; the snare sound on the “St. Anger” album; someone broke into a house and shit in a dishwasher; a flat Earth couple had to be rescued in their boat; a man running for local office stands by calling black people “monkey”; and finally, a very, very, very long Bertie Higgins break, including watching to a live set from a few years ago that must be seen to be believed.
Life plods on. Also: Jeff at the gun range; Jerry Falwell, Jr. is a cuck; a woman was kicked out of her apartment with an emoji; Prince Andrew used a puppet of himself to molest girls; WWE Thuderdome showed a KKK video; Brian’s idea for a reality show; “Dating on the Spectrum”; we’re the podcast with a heart of gold, and more.
This Week: Our explosive Hiroshima anniversary tribute show! Before that: Ross Perot; Taco Bell; fast food gassers; “Fluffer Dan”; People Who Need to Die This Week: the woman who pissed in a Verizon store, and gunfire over social distancing; David; a band teacher was convicted for distributing cum-tainted flutes; sex crazed monkeys cannot be stopped in Thailand; and Norwegian man sings Elvis songs for 50 hours.
This Week: Carl Reiner; Ghislaine Maxwell arrested; WHO lied about China reporting Corona; chit chat; how revolutions normally end; Beavis and Butt-head is coming back; a golfer drops ass on live TV; yet another racist white woman; a pizza with a pepperoni swastika; Brian’s Pizza Hut story; another random Nerf gun battle; the Three Meat Treat; a Jeffrey Epstein statue pops up in Albuquerque; an old man spots at a woman over some mangoes; stupid Jesse Ventura; yet another Nerf gun fight; very old audio clips revisited; the glorious return of “Fluffer Dan”; and more.