Thank you for joining us for this first Mini Episode. Listen as we (briefly) talk about: A teenage boy of questionable sexuality repairing old typewriters; Robert Smith; Larry Craig; traveling to get blown; Smeckler’s Powder; Blackson Browne; and the SNL Joke Trade.
This Week: A shitty local radio station covers the old “Fat and Sassy” video. Also: Jocktober; Son of Carnac; siss-boom-bah; Brian’s laptop; Pretty Baby and The Blue Lagoon; Bleugh Mageuax; Joker; Jeff and Brian at the doctor; fat guy cock; Hamburglaring a load; and straight assholes.
This week, a packed new episode featuring dream threesomes; family reunions; the George Floyd verdict; threesome sommelier; where to cum on Kat Dennings; Johnny Depth; wax dart; Seth Rogen is an unfunny cunt; Wonder Woman 1984; people in India covering themselves in cow shit, and drinking cow piss, to fight off Corona; politician-only threesomes; young Nancy Pelosi; SE Cupp; loads on glasses; the worst possible threesome; Steven Tyler is a ghoul; Buddhist monk chops off his own head; another teacher banging a kid; a teacher takes students to a strip club; young Whoopi Goldberg, and more, if you can stand it.
Jeff needs hip surgery. Also: Brian’s diet; the sexual harassment training episode (coming soon, maybe); Tropic Thunder; Biden fell down three times; Biden Bucks; a young guy got arrested for fucking a stuffed Olaf doll; a man was caught jerking off with a pickle in his ass; which female character from Frozen would you fuck?; young Carrie Fisher; the racist diabetic; a LONG discussion about hot cartoon girls.
This week! Vacation time! Also! Anniversaries; money; dating; doctors; saggy balls; wanting to live; the pothead son; a New York landlord took things into his own hands; a teacher’s aide jerked off during a Zoom session; Jeff is a comedic genius and a mush mouth; “Rock Lobster”; hot retards; Belle Delphine; “Clerks 2” round-up: Rosario Dawson’s hypnotic rack and Randal’s racist grandma; the Boys lose patience with a dumb student in Baltimore; Ronan Farrow is NOT Woody’s kid; Woody Allen likes young pussy, we got it; Eva Gardner, and more!
The worst of 2020 continues, with two stories about female teachers banging students, the Cos talks about pregnant Lisa Bonet, San Francisco’s oldest gay bar, Brian’s elaborate joke on Jeff, a story about Jeff shitting himself, a TV perv gets fired, and the Cos on the topic of haunted pussies.
This week, a “Thriller” fart. Also: Snow; updates on Hitler’s toilet seat and Buffalo Bill’s house; Maria; the LAPD and the George Floyd valentine; AOC is hot, dumb, and insane; the Boys make fun of a weatherman who had a drunken episode a decade ago; Taliban fighters die in bomb making class; a mad shitter is on the loose; the AOC dance video; people were racist in the 1940s, and more.
This week, keeping ahead of the snow. Also: Peyton; tiny loads; ZZ Top; the Robert Kraft jerk off video was ordered destroyed; Morgan Wallen, Johnny Rebel, David Allen Coe, and Susie Shallow Throat; Hitler’s toilet seat and Eva Braun’s panties at auction; Eva Braun was not attractive; a vaccine destroying nut; 70-year-old pussy; inconsiderate Brian; and more.
Year 16, season 14 begins: “After Life”; Jeff got the finger test; the Nazi circus; deplatforming; teenage Brian tried to bang a girl behind a Toys R Us; update on the guy who pretended he was retarded to get women to change his diapers; man arrested for impersonating a doctor, and his upcoming prolapse; Bobby Knight on rape and Robert Byrd on race relations; Biden is old; old people talking to everyone they see; a dirty tackle box in Harlem; Brian’s fat man rod; sex clips.