(Bob, not John.)

The tale of the $250 flat tire. Also: pro gambling, Brian forgets to do the show intros, the Nashville cop who was in that Only Fans video was arrested; an Ohio attorney who had his law license suspended for flinging shit filled Pringles cans into parking lots had his license reinstated; Brian wants to shit in a Pringles can on the show; a McDonald’s employee pulled a gun on some customers; a perfect pro wrestling gimmick; a half-naked man drove his car through a police station entrance; Brian makes the most obscure reference in show history; people in Paris are planning a “shit flashmob” in advance of the Olympics; Long John Silver’s; a man said he’d rather go to jail than pay for the beer he stole; Jeff’s pool; and “The Love Boat.”

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(It’s okay to just be bi, you performance artist.)

This week, TGO Radio dives into an episode of “Naked Attraction,” a dating show where you see your perspective dates nude first. We meet Mariia (a “pansexual sex therapist”) and Alannah (a “content creator”), who are looking for love, allegedly.

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(Sophie, you’s a window shopper …)

This week: Brian wants a Babbling Asshole alarm; the medication commercial cold open; “The Simpsons” on vacation; should Jeff add a song to his opening fanfare?; Technical Difficulties; a teacher who was drunk in class will not be charged; Brother Cool Hand send bad memes; funcle; drinking in school; regrettably, Brian’s son is a Long Beard Guy; if Joe pardons Hunter; Irish coffee; Jeff saw Godzilla: Minus One; Japan is a harmless culture since they got the nukes; Joey Chestnut was banned from the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest; Jeff’s ex-wife; Jeffrey Jones (the actor); who would you fuck, between Ferris and Cameron; the old man who was slingshotting his neighbors died; some finer details on Balloonfest ‘86; teachers were trying to set up a foursome with male students; Jeff plays a scene from “Boondock Saints”; someone took the song “Window Shopper” and made a 1950s tune out of it; Conway Fiddy; and Dave Landeau.

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(I’m looking for a man in finance. Trust fund, 6’5″, blue eyes. That’s all I want.)

It was a marathon recording session chock full of verbal sleeping pills. Here’s what’s left: Recording on D-Day; Roof Koreans and Rodney King; Brian thinks “Paradise City” is the best rock song of the 1980s; “Money for Nothing;” the most expensive vinyl album we own; first CDs; Brian dehydrates himself because he’s a forgetful asshole; someone hit a nice jackpot at the casino; ugly babies; a high school sports announcer was caught checking out hot moms on an open mic; high school sports and the WNBA; a new St. Louis restaurant has age restrictions; we’re just hearing about the Indiana serial killer from 1996, and they’re still identifying victims; Brian is one election cycle away from becoming a crackpot; the only way to die; Jeff introduces Brian to the great Cleveland balloon debacle of 1986; and Chicken-fil-a.

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(“Head Woond.”)

This week, millionaire Jeff got a new pool. Also, the Indy 500, Updates and Corrections (Hunter Biden’s baby mama dictated a book, the woman who tried to poison her husband with bleach plead guilty, and James Gregory died), a man jerked off on a woman in Whole Foods, a 17-year-old “rapper” shot himself to death; a Nashville cop was fired for appearing on Only Fans; Brian reached out to the Only Fans girl, and she was a good sport; an annoying man thumbs his nose at his local government; Emo Phillips; an 81-year-old man has been slingshotting his neighbors’ windows for a decade; the Nutter Butter shake; Jimmy Hoffa; Tonya Harding and Nancy Carrigan; neither of the guys can remember the name “Margot Robbie”; and finally, Jeff doesn’t know who Zendaya is, but Brian loves her.

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