Last week we urbaned it up for Jocktober, so this week we bring you Fargo, North Dakota’s “The Morning Playhouse,” quite possibly the whitest show in morning radio history.

• While we’re at it, is there anything funnier than that dummy getting killed by the tiger?
• The Playhouse has a word of the day that ends up being several words.
• The Playhouse also has a relationship advise segment, which is a tall order for a show that can’t get a decent “word of the day” segment together.
• Brian went to a wedding last Saturday, and was out of there in 50 minutes.
• Introducing Count Diculous, and the TGO Radio graveyard of failed and forgotten characters (Evil Ron Reagan, Tricky Dick).
• Joke Abortion: Brian forgets the rules of improv and murders Jeff’s joke in the womb.
• And finally, the Playhouse’s Phone Scam, which is only passably a phone call and definitely not a scam.
• Captain Whiskey Dick’s relationship advice.
• Jeff demands the show move away from Jocktober, so we talk about a Baltimore paramedic who was sentenced for dropping loads on his co-worker’s food / pissing in the ice machine.
• The Loo Canon phone scam.
• More new characters? How about Jerkoff Jim and Vic Dumb, the crime reporter.