This week, The Boys are going to see Pink Floyd: Live at Pompeii on IMAX. Also: Hostess v. Little Debbie; Jeff hates his co-workers; coffee fanatics can eat our asses; work meetings suck; Wink Martindale died, and Brian takes a 2-0 lead in the Dead Pool; a Houston dentist was arrested for knowing how to party; nesting geese lead to a tragic croissant mishap; a man died on a NYC subway, then many more bad things happened; Nikki Sixx on the radio; an old man sent child porn to his doctor’s office, and Brian once again advocates for people having a burner jerk phone; and finally, the Rat Pack’s most bigoted songs.

Brian opens the show with a joke he wrote earlier, then autographs the paper for Jeff. Also: Good news, the Depression is over; nuggies; the finger test; stores at the mall; young fashion disasters; 20th anniversary talk; “Alice”again; the mayor of Minot, North Dakota resigned for accidentally sexting the city attorney; nug sweats; an HOA was demanding people keep their garage doors open during the day; a woman was overcharged for ice cream; Brian had trouble at McDonald’s again; a fat Florida man was jerking at the beach; looking back at the old coffee and mouthwash break; and finally, show producer Doug Reacharound.

This week, trying to record in-between power outages. Also: Jeff in the presidential suite; RFK Jr.; the Braves are bad; Herb Alpert; a woman’s $13,000 vet bill; Jeff’s shitting at work update; Brian’s dad was watching “Alice” again, and the theme is BAD; suck a dick and get a house, already; someone is dumping gallons of piss in recycling bins; a New Jersey police chief is a real problem; the Unhappy Meal; a babysitter found a man hanging out under a kid’s bed; Jackie Gleason; and finally, a fat teacher was arrested for stepping on a child’s back.

An anxious nation awaits the update on whether Jeff has decided to keep shitting at work. Also: Getting fingered by your doctor; an update on the Columbine teacher who groomed a girl; another teacher had an orgy with boys wearing Ghostface masks; a man was sentenced for peeing into water bottles and spreading STDs; a woman is offended by Garfield themed 9/11 shirts; an OnlyFans girl killed a guy because she’s a dummy; Brian has a problem with protective film; gorilla ass; a Chinese man got his fist stuck in his girlfriend’s mouth; Hong Kong Phooey; and finally, sword fighting for a can of beans.