Monthly Archives: October 2024

An Unexpected Technical Failure

This week, Brian is thinking about finally changing up his Halloween costume. Also, Boogie Night; Rick Springfield; Trump at McDonald’s; Trump and Arnold Palmer; big cocks; Harvey Weinstein has cancer; an Arkansas doctor had his license suspended for having too much fun, apparently; Jeff says “fag” a lot in traffic; Barnes and Noble spends a lot of time trying to sell people a membership; an old woman shot and killed a man as a joke; Alec Baldwin; digging a grave sounds hard; a woman is sentenced for poisoning and killing her boyfriend; how to host a podcast; Eleanor Roosevelt; common law marriage; Kenoyer? I hardly know her; a Polish funeral home lost a body on the street; drunken buffoonery (we hope); and finally, who’s teaching the old people lessons?

Have You Decreased in Mass?

As the microphones go up, the Boys see the story about the English teacher reenacting the George Floyd incident, and wonder why he wasn’t teaching English, which is his job. Also: there’s a lot of fun stuff coming at the end of the season; taking time off; Liam Payne; Brian’s new money guy sounds like a mob stereotype; Brian’s big casino hit; for Jeff, overalls are inevitable; they’re still pretending Jimmy Carter voted; Japan in WW1; Evil Ron Reagan and Tricky Dick; it’s all cannibalism and tarp walls for a Kentucky woman; Gorilla Tape; Buffalo Bill; two-thirds of homeowners believe their house is haunted; Popeyes runs a little slow; pastries; The Simpsons; Adult Swim; football; and finally, Jeff’s turn in the barrel.

Pissfoot

Let’s talk about the Dead Pool trophy. Also, Jimmy Carter; cramping in the jerk hand; Jeff’s old man decision; the Election Night show; not forcing a fart; Brian spilled a Cherry Coke all over himself; hurricane stuff; Ethel Kennedy; Jeff just sits on his shits all day long; the other Harry Truman; “documentary filmmakers” give up on finding the Piss Bandit; Jeff is really just a cranky old guy; Joker 2; an old American bomb exploded at a Japanese airport; the Ultimate Dick Kicking Championships; and finally, the quiet quitting.

Doing the Q

This week, we must stop pretending Jimmy Carter is a vibrant man who can’t wait to do things. Also, the O, the Q, and the Q with a dot; the B-52s; George W., Bill, and Joe; boiled peanuts; excerpts from a joke book published in 1884; “It Isn’t Gonna Suck Itself”; an Arizona man was arrested for crawling under SUVs and watching women’s feet; how many times a day does a young guy have to jerk off just to keep his life on the level?; being a hot girl must be impossible; a priest died after fucking another priest; a man took mushrooms and cut his cock into little pieces; Boston Corbett (here’s a link to Corbett’s hospital report); and finally, John Wilkes Booth.