Pre-theme this week, Brian is fat and Shlippers revisited. Post-theme, it’s visiting Vegas; Brian’s grass is too tall; a woman took a shit in the aisle of a beauty supply store; Brian doesn’t understand why more people aren’t summarily executed; the Buffalo shooter’s manifesto is 187 pages; a cop got in trouble for sharing a Buffalo meme; Alec Baldwin’s wife is pregnant again; Updates and Corrections (Billie Eilish, The Pentaverate, Andy Dick); Mr. Fister and Fister Roboto; Plan B; a San Jose cop started jerking off in front of witnesses; a smiley face dick head; a woman plants child porn on her husband’s phone in order to win a custody case; and a woman talks about feeding Cheetos to spider monkeys, for some reason.
This week: Billie Eilish; Brian and Jeff talk about an ideal 20th anniversary show (three years from now); Brian saw a video about why JFK’s casket was closed; Brian fights a constant battle to not be a creep; a man had a heart attack while digging a grave for the girlfriend he’d just killed; a man who was sleeping on railroad tracks was amazingly struck and killed; and a pair of Mexican newlyweds had a Nazi themed wedding.
This week’s show is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. It takes a little bit to get there, but hang tight as we talk about: Andy Dick was arrested for some sex crime (and Jeff explains RVs to us all); Jeff forgot Amazon exists; there’s a new fetus in Jeff’s office, and let’s hope he doesn’t get offended by anything; Jeff tells an amazing story about shitting his pants / shlippers; Updates and Corrections (Old Timey Guy, Just Say You’re Gay, Tyson, Marty and Dice; the dude who died in the car wash was identified); Victoria’s Secret Hired a model with Down Syndrome (along with a top 10 runway walk video); and the origin of Lemon.
It’s a tradition as old and uncomfortable as time itself – the yearly listening to shitty old clips to mark the anniversary of our first recording on May 11, 2005. This year, a “best of” CD Brian made at the conclusion of season one. This episode also includes some memories of the old days, the curtain is thrown back and a few old gimmicks are exposed, “Clown Nose” by No Time is revisited, Jeff finally takes out Injection Mold Abraham Lincoln, and more.