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S15E26: Back That Ass Up, Morris

A great American.

Brian refers to Doug as “Ron Mexico” and no one notices. Also, the origin of Loo Canon; Jeff can’t open his drink; brief college football talk; sports talk radio stinks; Spain set a record for fatalities during a single bull running season; Taco Bell and Long John Silver’s; animal breeding; Jeff is on time; the royal beekeeper had to notify the bees that the queen died; Brian’s here to colonize that ass; Adolf Lemon; Stawovy X wants to kill all the Democrats; someone is dumping bags of shit in the woods; a restaurant wrote a 9/11 menu; Brian loves the illegals at Martha’s Vineyard story; a female bare knuckles fighter flashed her tits at a crowd; the wackiest thing you’ve ever jerked off to; and Brian won’t get on top of girls anymore because he doesn’t want to suffocate them.

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S15E25: Walking on Sunshine

Loon.

It’s a lively, ADD-riddled show this week as the Boys wonder, did you hear the queen died? Also, Doug Reacharound has no opinion; a man loses his arm to an alligator; just give John Rambo a goddamn sandwich and a Coke, already; Talking Heads and pick noise; a beach crawling with pussy; Lemon; a wildlife park director lost his hand to an alligator; a man has an alligator as an emotional support animal; an Australian rules football player blew another player in a bar; going through old show files; a six-year-old is given Smirnoff Ices “to help him sleep”; Brian reads a crime report written in German; the Charlie Chaplin and the Harpo; laying wood to beasts; and the Breeze.

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S15E24: Difficult Humans

Jane Wyman, are you kidding me?

This week, Jeff bought Brian a surprise gift (and it rules). Also, bums and drones; Brian saw a unicorn; out-of-towners are in the way; Jeff’s hip replacement is (finally) scheduled; Brian’s been fired from 72% of his jobs; Jeff’s inevitable memorial shows; Brian’s balls are a disaster; Ronald Reagan and Jane Wyman; and the famed Raminar Dixon merger.

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S15E22: Pimp Chicken

Pimp motherfuckin’ Chicken

Rock music is dead. Also, Brian has too much money; Jeff needs hip replacement and Brian keeps making fun of his clothes; Brian still has Covid Cough; we don’t really have a show this week, but we can watch some videos (sorry, they only play in one speaker): “Boys Beware,” about evil gay men, and “Girls Beware,” about evil straight men, both from 1961.

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S15E21: Who Put the Bomp

Ooof, guys.

Brian talks about how much he hates Nashville, Tennessee, Covid, and Ric Flair’s last match. Also, the aborted Hiroshima compilation show; Ted Knight released an album in 1975 (link to .zip file); the guy Mike Tyson punched lawyered up; an old woman was killed by two alligators in Florida, which shouldn’t be confused with the 88-year-old who was killed by one in South Carolina; a “renowned snake researcher” died in a predictable way; violent monkeys are on the loose in Japan; Hitler’s watch was sold at auction; and a bar posted an Anne Frank heat wave meme.

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S15E20: Video Store, Part Three

Bob was a modern Picasso.

Video Store returns for a third blockbuster (?) episode, this time watching “Social Sex Attitudes in Adolescence” from 1953. Feel free to watch before listening to our break down.

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S15E19: Death Roll Handy

“Sir, you are talking about the woman I love!”

Jeff has a suggestion for a new end of show sound clip. Also, Doug Reacharound is a goddamn podcasting legend; what is it about young chicks that makes old dudes still want to be fuckable?; ball bag discussion; there are already five “worst of” episodes for the end of the year; show memories; Brian thinks Jeff is a functioning alcoholic; Updates and Corrections from S15E17 (Fat Bernie’s and a man was gored at Pamplona [VIDEO], b/w the Hemingway collection); The News (a dummy dropped his phone into an active volcano [VIDEO], b/w Mt. Everest and Mt. Saint Helens, and a Mexican mayor “married” an alligator [VIDEO], b/w Alligator Fox News); Pantera is going to tour next year; Bob Seger; Brian’s ashes; and editing troubles.

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S15E18: And Good Night, Nurse

Schenectady!

If you’ve ever wondered what TGO Radio was about, this may be the episode for you. On July 9, an Albany, New York broadcaster named Heather Kovar did an entire newscast in what appears to be an … altered state. We watch an edited version of the broadcast, then read from an article where Kovar denies she was hammered. Please do yourself a favor and watch this video before listening to this week’s show. (And while you’re at it, you can listen to Brian mistakenly refer to an IFB earpiece as an “IBF earpiece,” and confuse WC Fields with Jimmy Durante.)

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S15E17: This is Why I Yell

Nancy Pelosi at the beach. OOOF.

Have you tried not being high for once in your fucking life? Also, the Running of the Bulls; the hot box; Brian put up a post-it note for himself; the swingers dinner; Nancy Pelosi at the beach; Jeff’s tattoos; The Boys; dummies killing and injuring themselves with fireworks – story one (link has video), story two (link has video), and story three; Doug steps on the boss; songs with “Beef” in the title; a very hot 45-year-old “health entrepreneur” had sex with a 14-year-old; Doug steps on the boss AGAIN; a pastor jerked off in front of a Starbucks; an hour long, 60-person fight breaks out after a threesome (VIDEO); the best and worst threesome you could possibly imagine; Vince Meal has a teleprompter; and Big Dick Confidence.

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