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Sir Loin of Beef

Just before the mics went up, the boys watched a clip from the new show “All’s Fair,” and it was hall of fame bad. Also: programming notes | Brian wants to outlive Abraham Lincoln | the studio at Camp TGO was a hot box | always jerk off first | Beavis and Butt-Head | end of year updates (Prince Andrew b/w Sir Loin of Beef, D4vd, dangerous monkeys, Mississippi and the 13th Amendment) | a judge resigned after pissing and puking in the street | sometimes, Brian really appreciates the idea of a totalitarian police state | body parts on ice were accidentally mailed to a woman’s house | some random pig woman thinks ICE has warheads | SIDS Caesar | Kim Kardashian thinks we faked the moon landing | and finally, Romo says what?

Look How They Massacred My Boy

It’s November already, and it feels like we just started the season. Also: Jeff won’t advertise, and he’s having a headphone mishap | Brian and Jeff started reading the same book, about the history of Kmart | the Jamaica hurricane was a real thing | June Lockhart died, and Team Brian takes a commanding 4-1 lead in the Dead Pool | they’re not looking for Amelia Earhart’s plane this year, after all | some people are uptight about a fake skeleton strip club | a 13-year-old boy stole his mother’s SUV and lead police on a high speed chase | Revenge of the Nerds | Brian likes to run red lights | Lemon Gleason | a vehicle tipped over in Mississippi, spilling out several infected monkeys | Mississippi waited 130 years to ratify the 13th Amendment | red foxes and Redd Foxx | and finally, “On the Loose” by Saga.

Guam, Kentucky

In case you were wondering how old Brian is, he’s going to tell you his favorite kind of weather. Also: We realize that pausing mid show to take a drink is rude, and we don’t care | the TGO Radio Christmas party | Brian will gamble for his birthday | reflecting on what we accomplished this year | hitting for the cycle | Mark Sanchez and D4vd updates | a substitute middle school teacher was busted with cocaine | Uncrustables, again | Brian finally got an air fryer | “Was she a great big fat person?” | Publix in Florida will allow open carry | a couple was arrested for giving a teenager bags filled with guns and kicking him out of the car | and finally, Sovereign.

Sound it Out, Baby

Jeff starts the show in a bad mood, so Brian fucks with him until he feels better. How that shakes out: Prong (the band) discussion | sneezing | Mark Sanchez is a tool bag buffoon facing a felony charge | football player rapists (allegedly) | D4vd updates: they buried the girl, and it turns out her family is trash | the cloud | the woman who was trying to steal Graceland was sentenced | Jeff says Uncrustables are cheating | Elvis’ diet, b/w no wonder he died on the toilet | the shot, the third arm, and Jeff’s dick | a woman stole an electric shopping cart | now is not the time to have Halloween decorations of dead bodies labeled with the names of city officials | IQ is a real thing we have to take seriously | Amelia Earhart became a celebrity in the way nonentities become huge celebrities today | Stroke Show | porn names | the one true TGO Radio conspiracy theory | and finally, getting to the bit.

Tangled Up in Pubes

This week, let’s talk about wanting peace and quiet. Also: when you can’t find things to listen to | ideal work | this week’s D4vd update (not pregnant) | Brian has to set an alarm to record, because he’s old and forgets things | table saws | Barry Bonds’ enormous head | Jose Canseco’s Twitter feed | celebrities on Cameo | the underage montage makes a glorious return | a woman (and sometimes her “friend”) visited all 372 cities and towns in North Dakota | Don Imus and nappy headed hoes | a killer squirrel sent two women to the emergency room | a South Carolina Republican with a great screen name was pinched for child porn | why do kid touchers not know how WiFi and cell phone towers work? | Jeff has to make himself presentable before leaving the studio | and finally, repetitive fork movements.