Next week, season 19 begins! This week: Cops had to check out a goat that sounded like a screaming woman, Brian (once again) advocates for bald pussy, June Lockhart died (and Team Brian took a 4-1 lead in the Dead Pool), Prince Andrew is stripped of his “titles,” a video of a drunk judge (and her dummy, meathead husband) surfaces, and a teenage boy has a heartfelt talk with his folks about going steady.

We’re only addressing the important things on the “worst of” episodes – namely, the fuckable members of the Brady Bunch, a man who was arrested for setting off sirens in his yard, a limousine gets hit by a train, Loo Canon covers the Hindenburg explosion, the priest sex abuse story of the week, and the Boys go searching for high end fuck dolls on the Internet.

It’s at about this point in the yearly “worst of” block where Brian starts panicking because he hasn’t done anything for the new season, and he starts bothering Doug a lot. While that’s going on, enjoy these clips about the dummies who lined up overnight for a new In-N-Out restaurant in Washington, the very dumb Sydney Sweeney story, the boys reacting to War of the Worlds, and Hunter Biden reflecting on the old crack head days.

Why frolic in the snow (check local listings) or enjoy the holidays with your family when you can relive these great moments? We’re talking about radioactive wasps and moderate probes, wondering how the Scooby-Doo kids made money to solve all those mysteries, a meth head driving a stolen tour trolley around, a guy who shit on the floor in the men’s department, and a Florida man who married three women.

Why get out of bed and come to the studio when you can just post “worst of” episodes until February? And in that spirit, here are clips about Bigfoot, cryptids, and mermaid mouths, Canadians can’t handle geese, a New Jersey police chief is a bad human, a man dies on a NYC subway and is promptly robbed and fucked, and the pope dying.

Did you know the “worst of” episodes exist so that two fat, middle aged men can take three months off at the end of the season? Now that you know it, feel free to sit back and relax as we relive these memories: Brian knows he can’t compete with black cock, and Jeff’s is starting to come back now that he’s losing weight, Jeff blew a seal, Brian says you can fuck him when he’s dead, the mayor of Minot, North Dakota had to resign, a female Columbine high school teacher was grooming a girl, and the death of Wink Martindale.

What can be said about the end of year “worst of” episodes that hasn’t already been written on one third of the bathroom walls across the eastern seaboard? This week, revisit these gems: guinea pigs and Betty White, Jeff finally shits at work (and the Cos drops by to celebrate), a woman steals a Krispy Kreme truck, Ayn Rand was a dog face woman, an illiterate woman graduates high school and gets into college, a man tries to fuck a subway seat, and an execution in South Carolina.