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American Hitler

(“He’ll be cryin’ himself to sleep tonight on his huge pilla.”)

This week: Someone figured out how Hitler would have sounded in English, American Hitler opens the show, who is American Hitler’s enemy?, Jimmy Carter, Jim Norton married a guy with tits, Code Red, how they got rid of clap in the old days, the French, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees, A Pimp Named Slickback, a man jumped into a lion enclosure with predictable results, an Old Timey Guy bit completely falls apart, a man wearing a kilt is caught sticking antiques in his ass, the East Alcatraz Crime Museum, a man poses as a woman and “tricks” two men into some glory hole action, Rodney Carrington, a man threw a pillow at his mother, a huge pilla, and finally, American Hitler closes us out.

Barbecue Ribs

(In town it was well known, when they got home at night, their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them, within inches of their lives.)

Recorded on Super Bowl Sunday, Brian predicts his Beloved Niners losing to the Chiefs. Also, vehicle repairs, Lombardi trophy talk, an audio only podcast is going to, once again, watch some videos (Jeff’s “colonoscopy,” a female cop dispenses knuckle justice to a walking pig-woman, and Taylor’s dumper – see them all on the Twitter machine), Updates and Corrections (June Lockhart and Ernest Hemingway’s suicide), OJ Simpson has cancer, we deserve Biden and Trump, King Charles has cancer, “alternative medicine,” Bob Marley’s cancer, cops broke up a meth ring at a Dairy Queen, Jeff hates banana splits, bleeding, and wires on the desk.

Waffle Stomp

(Knowing me, knowing you.)

This week, some news we missed during the break, including: A sex party at a Taco Bell, the Vince McMahon lawsuit, if you had to fuck in a restaurant, which would it be?, a puppeteer with big hands, Gordon Ramsey, The D, overdosing at a Taco Bell, female teachers are still fucking boys (Story One, Story Two), Trixie’s co-worker, you just know Travis Kelce is murdering Taylor Swift’s pussy, a university chancellor was fired for making porn with his wife, a male nurse was fired for prolonged and repeated harassment, “Lollipop” by the Chordettes, Chubby Checker, and finally, near as we can tell, getting older is all about taking a good shit.

Justices of the Piece

Welcome us back, savages.

Year 19, season 17 begins! This week: New music, Brian has a name for our first album, Jeff’s dream, already thinking about the last shows of the year, Brian met a girl with Summer teeth, the 2024 Dead Pool, Updates and Corrections from the break: Causes of death for Ron Sexton and Matthew Perry, the first appearance of Old Timey Guy, Suzanna Gibson, teenagers are listening, the underage montage, “Aces High”, Lauren Boebert, Stephen Hawking, and finally, Ernest Hemingway and Abraham Lincoln.

 

The Worst of 2023, Episode Seven

The absolute worst.

At the end of every recap, there’s always a mystery whether everyone is going to be back next week. If not, feel free to listen to this episode over and over as we discuss a cop with an Only Fans, a pig terrorizing a family, and a neighborhood being attacked by a rabid otter.

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The Worst of 2023, Episode Six

The absolute worst.

It’s the penultimate recap of the worst of 2023, and it starts with Brian’s favorite joke of the year and continues with an angry pilot dispensing justice, Jeff takes a lead in the Dead Pool, and a homeless drug addicted woman was eaten by an alligator.

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The Worst of 2023, Episode Five

The absolute worst.

The endless recap of 2023 continues with a miracle surgery, Brian saw an ex on the news, the inglorious introduction of Adolf Goofy and Malt Fismey, a man kills his sister (with a twist), Artificial Intelligence Batman talking to you about your porn addiction, and looking back at Burger Chef.

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The Worst of 2023, Episode Four

The absolute worst.

Here we are in the new year, wondering if Doug is ever going to fix the sound machine, discussing how kid fucker Jared Fogel isn’t having fun in prison, talking about OJ Simpson being on the case, and slipping into yet another show breakdown after talking about a woman giving birth to a 13 pound baby.

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The Worst of 2023, Episode Three

The absolute worst.

Why not celebrate the New Year a few days early by digging into these clips about Depends, Jeff continually bumping the microphone, customer service, a restaurant on Venus, the song “Desert Moon” and its video, and a long break about a fat cross dresser who got away with it.

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Surprise Christmas “Special”

Us.

At first, we were going to do a Video Store Christmas thing, but in the end decided to babble about the Dead Pool, Jimmy Carter, Jeff forgetting that we bet on the Dead Pool, revisiting the tiny house idea, Jeff and Trixie sold their old house, Out of Context Audio, streaming, Jeff had Corona and drove all the way home from work to shit, Brian decided to had sex, how much would Brian pay for pussy?, not doing presents anymore, our next anniversary show, the world today, watching TV with Lemon, next year’s Video Store episodes (so far), Oppenheimer, bone records, upcoming movies, Bobby Lee, and finally, the casino.

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