Brian refers to Doug as “Ron Mexico” and no one notices. Also, the origin of Loo Canon; Jeff can’t open his drink; brief college football talk; sports talk radio stinks; Spain set a record for fatalities during a single bull running season; Taco Bell and Long John Silver’s; animal breeding; Jeff is on time; the royal beekeeper had to notify the bees that the queen died; Brian’s here to colonize that ass; Adolf Lemon; Stawovy X wants to kill all the Democrats; someone is dumping bags of shit in the woods; a restaurant wrote a 9/11 menu; Brian loves the illegals at Martha’s Vineyard story; a female bare knuckles fighter flashed her tits at a crowd; the wackiest thing you’ve ever jerked off to; and Brian won’t get on top of girls anymore because he doesn’t want to suffocate them.
It’s a lively, ADD-riddled show this week as the Boys wonder, did you hear the queen died? Also, Doug Reacharound has no opinion; a man loses his arm to an alligator; just give John Rambo a goddamn sandwich and a Coke, already; Talking Heads and pick noise; a beach crawling with pussy; Lemon; a wildlife park director lost his hand to an alligator; a man has an alligator as an emotional support animal; an Australian rules football player blew another player in a bar; going through old show files; a six-year-old is given Smirnoff Ices “to help him sleep”; Brian reads a crime report written in German; the Charlie Chaplin and the Harpo; laying wood to beasts; and the Breeze.
This week, Jeff bought Brian a surprise gift (and it rules). Also, bums and drones; Brian saw a unicorn; out-of-towners are in the way; Jeff’s hip replacement is (finally) scheduled; Brian’s been fired from 72% of his jobs; Jeff’s inevitable memorial shows; Brian’s balls are a disaster; Ronald Reagan and Jane Wyman; and the famed Raminar Dixon merger.