There was absolutely no news this week, so strap in and listen as two old men babble on about: How many more years? | The Dead Pool (is tied at 1-1) | the Afroman videos are great | Jeff spent six months in WalMart this afternoon, but really is too much of a cranky old man to be in public | Brian wants child strength mace | Jeff: “Small talk is for losers and idiots.” | Brian’s condition for organ donation | Brian fucked a girl half his age (b/w The Big Ol’ Aborsh) | since there’s no news, the Boys listen to some random audio clips Brian’s been collecting (Ranjeet the Indian wife beater, Street Kings, Garden State, Kill Tony, the guy translating “Circle of Life,” and Help, Who’s Talking? | Life hates Brian (except for that one thing), and he doesn’t care what that girl’s problem is | Venezuela won the World Baseball Classic | paralympic hockey and disabled cars | and finally, Brian still watches wrestling. Recorded March 18 for broadcast March 27.

This week, Old Timey Guy is talking to you about TVs. Also: Penny Marshall was a butterface | Jeff has thoughts on the next Iranian paralympic team | Brian accidentally saw two male black midgie porn stars taking on a white girl | Brian and Jeff both have stories about shitting themselves | Women’s Night | Brian has a fetish for championship rings, belts, and trophies | the Washington Department of Licensing had an AI problem | how can you not hate doublespeak? | a prophet attacks a Chinese restaurant owner for a perfectly logical reason | Jeff just now learned there’s going to be a UFC event on the White House South Lawn | Anthony Cumia had a run-in with some guy on the street | a drunk Canadian went after the flamingos at the Flamnigo Casino in Las Vegas | Brian no-sells an update on a four-year-old story | and finally, Brian isn’t saying he’d run his most recent ex if she were crossing the street, he’s just saying he wouldn’t slow down. Recorded on March 11 for broadcast on March 20.

This week, did you hear how Helen Keller burned her face? Also: Brian is watching way too much “Big Bang Theory” | how does it look once AI replaces millions of us? | George Thorogood | the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees are out | Michael Hutchence | Foo Fighters | getting your mind right | a delivery robot is running wild | Balsam Specific | Brian refers to Doctor Genius as Doctor Obvious | Temu Rick Rubin had sex with a dead deer | a man got naked, drank some floor cleaner, and stole an ambulance | and finally, a North Carolina man says he has the world’s smallest cock.

In a show recorded January 14, the Boys start by discussing the Elvis concert documentary, a dump that smells like a tire fire, and whether Brian thinks he could get his old job back. Then we get into the meat of the episode: Fulfilling our yearly commitment to watch an episode of “Takedown with Chris Hansen,” followed up with a collection of Hansen’s best comebacks. The Boys notice this year’s kid toucher looks like Temu Danny Trejo, and we’re off to the races.