This week, Lemon drops by and Brian couldn’t be happier; a man is seen on a security camera fucking himself with a cucumber; an old woman finally survives an alligator attack; and Jimmy Carter turns 100, though Brian isn’t buying into the hype.

For the second week in a row we open with a guy shoving something up his ass, move on to a Google Street View picture leading to chaos in the studio, and finish up with the stars of Happy Days and their many “hit” songs.

It’s a lot about dummies and assholes this week, including: an Indian man had some difficulty after sticking a 16-inch gourd up his ass; fast food breakfasts and muddy Baja Blasts; some low IQ buffoon went around the security gates at Kings Island; and a recap of people hurting themselves with July 4th fireworks.

It’s week three (of seven) of the worst of 2024. Listen this week as the boys discuss: Britain’s fattest man dying; a teacher was caught making out with an 11-year-old; and a woman pretended to be a teenager to get into a high school.

The recap of 2024 continues with Jeff messing with his wife, and other angry things; the boys debate the merits of owning a flame throwing robot dog; a guy pulled a gun on another guy working the Burger King window on a Sunday morning; and at the height of Covid, Brian called a local Pizza Hut.

Well it’s that time of year again, where we dip into several weeks of so-called “worst of” episodes, so Brian doesn’t have to go back into production for two more months. This week: Brian saw a girl with Summer Teeth; Jeff has an unreasonable reaction to the idea of banana splits; Brian sat on his balls for the first time; Pete Davidson’s cock and how people keep lying about not wanting to fuck Kim Kardashian; creeps, “Lollipop,” and Chubby Checker; and finally, some teacher molested a 13-year-old.