Did you know the “worst of” episodes exist so that two fat, middle aged men can take three months off at the end of the season? Now that you know it, feel free to sit back and relax as we relive these memories: Brian knows he can’t compete with black cock, and Jeff’s is starting to come back now that he’s losing weight, Jeff blew a seal, Brian says you can fuck him when he’s dead, the mayor of Minot, North Dakota had to resign, a female Columbine high school teacher was grooming a girl, and the death of Wink Martindale.

What can be said about the end of year “worst of” episodes that hasn’t already been written on one third of the bathroom walls across the eastern seaboard? This week, revisit these gems: guinea pigs and Betty White, Jeff finally shits at work (and the Cos drops by to celebrate), a woman steals a Krispy Kreme truck, Ayn Rand was a dog face woman, an illiterate woman graduates high school and gets into college, a man tries to fuck a subway seat, and an execution in South Carolina.