We’re proud (?) to present a Video Store this week, watching season two episode two of the “reality” show Jay and Pamela. It follows Jay and Pamela, who have brittle bone disease and have to go around in motorized wheelchairs, as they and their Central Casting friends prepare for Jay’s 30th surprise birthday celebration. Also covered:

• The King drops by to discuss midgie puss; the upshot is unsurprising.
• Jay is saying anything, up to and including dropping the baby card, to get some ass.
• Prop dog!
• Brian has banged one girl worse looking than Pamela.
• Jay’s dad is enough of a hack to be a third mic on this show.
• Is Jay a tranny?!
• Pamela and her best friend inexplicably go to get their pussies waxed.
• Brian explains the “no no square” to Jeff.
• Jeff hates kids, but had four of them.
• At some point in his life, Brian decided “I don’t have to listen to you” is the funniest thing a drunk person could say.
• Brian has whatever the opposite of a hard-on is called.
• Yup, Jay is a tranny.
• If Jay falls off the motorcycle game, Brian’s going to church.
• “Sex Bomb” by Tom Jones.