A man taped his wife to a chair in the basement because he wanted to watch football in peace, apparently not understanding that courts and paperwork exists for exactly this reason. Also:

• If it occurs to you to tape your wife to a chair for some peace and quiet, maybe that marriage isn’t for you.
• Brian tells a “fun” story about an old girlfriend and football.
• Brian’s cock and balls have changed color, and his doctor couldn’t be less concerned about it; he reiterates that if he ever has a terminal illness, he’s going to bang a lot of chicks.
• John Wick discussion.
• A woman was watching porn while driving and killed a guy.
• Jeff: “You don’t feel bad breaking up someone’s marriage?”
• A woman’s co-worker spent years poisoning her food and drinks.
• “Mr. Roboto” vs. “Abracadabra”
• “You are a riar and a feron,” b/w the old Tonya Harding 911 call.
• The Tonya Harding wedding night video was unjerkable, b/w I, Tonya and BlacKkKlansman.
• “Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah”, b/w Robert Smigel and Song of the South.
• Walt Disney, Henry Ford, and Edsel Ford.
• Brian floats the idea of Video Storing Song of the South.