This week’s show is completely off the rails (in a fun way), starting with a bear breaking into a woman’s home to steal her leftover KFC, and continuing with:

• Gangs, Teams, bear experts, and broskis.
• Brian could never have been a gay.
• In an unheard of series of events, the boys had lunch together and are going to a concert next month.
• Godsmack discussion, b/w local rock radio loved Godsmack and Local H in the mid-90s.
• Brian introduces Jeff to the Hays Code, b/w Faye Wray’s hard nipples.
• Local news is introduced to gooning; women are being attacked at Dollar General stores.
• The military clearly isn’t giving IQ tests.
• Randy Savage, candy cameras, tinfoil lenses, and Five Below.
• You’ll never guess why traffic was shut down in DC for two hours. Go on, guess. You’ll never guess.