This week, let’s talk about wanting peace and quiet. Also: when you can’t find things to listen to | ideal work | this week’s D4vd update (not pregnant) | Brian has to set an alarm to record, because he’s old and forgets things | table saws | Barry Bonds’ enormous head | Jose Canseco’s Twitter feed | celebrities on Cameo | the underage montage makes a glorious return | a woman (and sometimes her “friend”) visited all 372 cities and towns in North Dakota | Don Imus and nappy headed hoes | a killer squirrel sent two women to the emergency room | a South Carolina Republican with a great screen name was pinched for child porn | why do kid touchers not know how WiFi and cell phone towers work? | Jeff has to make himself presentable before leaving the studio | and finally, repetitive fork movements.