It’s a weird little show this week, featuring: Doug’s suspension | Charlie’s wife | Kyler Murray and Ron Mexico | a few minutes of sports talk | RC cola | teevee, movies, and music | would ya? | an update on that Nashville cop who grabbed that porn chick’s tit | D4vd is in trouble | Columbo solved the Kennedy assassination | haunted pussy | a “teaching assistant” released shit spray into a school’s HVAC | Jeff thinks Brian should be a gym teacher | a former swim coach got arrested for trying to meet a 15-year-old | a bench honoring blind people was stolen | the Helen Keller and Jeff Durant challenges | and finally, next week, a Would Ya? segment.

Brian throws the open mic to Jeff, and he doesn’t know how to behave, so Lemon takes over. Also this week: Jeff had an ear surgery | Brian explains how the bottom quintile dominates human life | the old guy arrested at the Charlie Kirk shooting likes kid porn | Jeff says don’t go to Utah | soaking | the Osmonds | an update on the guy who was sniffing female asses in public | someone thought a goat was a woman in distress | there’s a Greenville Spider-Man | Blink 182 | a “behavior interventionist” bit a kid | Wal Mart bans an emotional support alligator | Brian had some of the best pancakes of his life | don’t let Jeff fool you, he hates going out in public | the problem with public transportation | Dirty Harry and Gran Torino | Thoreau and Robert Redford | young Mary Tyler Moore | and finally, Scorched Earth Pussy.

The Wide Stance Crew is in the house! This week: “Knock Three Times” | smoking | Beavis and Butt-Head, King of the Hill, and Dexter | the TGO Radio archive | a man ran over a woman who wouldn’t let him smell her feet | we all know Brian’s an old creep | cops chased down a guy wearing a Speedo and covered in mud | a Les Claypool digression | Jeff never “got” Bill and Ted | brat fingers | human remains were found in a Tesla b/w D4vid | Jeff’s had it, and Brian’s not cutting it out | a man was arrested for drunk driving a pink Barbie truck around town | getting in one more float | Anthony Rizzo | and finally, rubber necking.

This week, not a lot of people make it to 80. Also, there’s nothing better than a wet ball bag | no waffle stomping is allowed in the studio | Brian has cataracts | favorite Stanley Kubrick movies | young, topless Nicole Kidman | the producer of War of the Worlds insists there was no product placement in the movie | famous bands tend not to have normal sounding singers | Kurt Cobain’s vocal cords | a kid got shot to death playing ding dong ditch | a probable autistic in Batman pajamas stopped a potential car thief | why Angel Reese can’t make a layup | Brian’s diet last weekend | Jeff is tired | a man was arrested for jerking off at a Korn / System of a Down concert | a man was arrested for drugging his granddaughter’s ice cream | the fuckable Brady Bunch | two men were shooting each other in the head while wearing Kevlar helmets | and finally, Darwin jerking off on the island.