The Wide Stance Crew is in the house! This week: “Knock Three Times” | smoking | Beavis and Butt-Head, King of the Hill, and Dexter | the TGO Radio archive | a man ran over a woman who wouldn’t let him smell her feet | we all know Brian’s an old creep | cops chased down a guy wearing a Speedo and covered in mud | a Les Claypool digression | Jeff never “got” Bill and Ted | brat fingers | human remains were found in a Tesla b/w D4vid | Jeff’s had it, and Brian’s not cutting it out | a man was arrested for drunk driving a pink Barbie truck around town | getting in one more float | Anthony Rizzo | and finally, rubber necking.

This week, not a lot of people make it to 80. Also, there’s nothing better than a wet ball bag | no waffle stomping is allowed in the studio | Brian has cataracts | favorite Stanley Kubrick movies | young, topless Nicole Kidman | the producer of War of the Worlds insists there was no product placement in the movie | famous bands tend not to have normal sounding singers | Kurt Cobain’s vocal cords | a kid got shot to death playing ding dong ditch | a probable autistic in Batman pajamas stopped a potential car thief | why Angel Reese can’t make a layup | Brian’s diet last weekend | Jeff is tired | a man was arrested for jerking off at a Korn / System of a Down concert | a man was arrested for drugging his granddaughter’s ice cream | the fuckable Brady Bunch | two men were shooting each other in the head while wearing Kevlar helmets | and finally, Darwin jerking off on the island.