It’s hot in England again, like it is every year, and that means Americans have to hear about how we don’t understand how heat works. Also:

• Brian wants to Video Store “It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum”and “Heil Honey I’m Home!”
• Brian may finally have a job, b/w the casino and reflecting on that girl.
• Grok gave the boys a script for the show (which we’re going to perform next week).
• Jeff hates this guy he works with.
• The Asian Noise.
• Ferrari’s electric car, b/w electric car discussion.
• Baseball talk – the Cubs player who told that blonde to shut her face.
• Robert Pattinson’s Chris Hansen movie, b/w Scarlett Johansson in the next Batman movie.
• Jeff is trying to steal shopping cart money from Aldi.
• Hotel guests were woken up by a “vulgar message” over an emergency intercom.
• Jesse Epstein drops by.
• Jesse Ventura’s fight with Jim Norton.
• Brian can’t wait to go the Full Ben Franklin.
• A man fell through the ceiling at a gym.
• “Tardin’ ‘Round!” b/w face crabs and pussy related throat cancer.
• The original “Big Bang Theory” pilot is dog shit.

On the Rousey v. Carano fight, Brian didn’t even have a chance to get his pants down. Also this week: Jeff was sick but is feeling better | a late breaking story about a landlord who was banging some woman in his tenant’s living room | Brian loves sluts | Follow Up: A study finds that people who love corporate speak aren’t smart | before he loses his house, Brian says he’s going to blown a load in every corner | cops chased a man driving 130 miles an hour, who asked if he should get a better car next time | a kid toucher dropped a thumb drive filled with kiddy porn in a police station parking lot | Brian has nothing “smart” in his house, himself included | the song “Plant a Radish” is analyzed | Feel Good Story of the Week: a cow knows how to scratch herself with things | Feelin’ Fine | heartburn | and finally, eating a carrot.

Welcome to year 22 and episode 400! Fun show this week (except for the part where Brian thinks he’s going to lose his house): Let’s break down that 400 episodes, and it’s some sad shit | sucking dick and balls from the back | Brian’s natural enemy is an old man at Staples | the boys hate corporate speak | Jeff is getting his retirement plan together | a Secret Service agent was jerking off in a Miami hotel hallway | a school director was sentenced for running a fight club with autistic kids | white singers never sounded better than in the 1970s (Humble Pie, Linda Ronstadt, Orleans) | Brian read a book about the Bernie Goetz shooting | man sets world record (we think) for pulling a car with his cock, while on fire | Feel Good Story of the Week: Hundreds of dogs set world record for largest dog pool party | a guy walked onto the runway at the Denver airport, with predictable results | Epstein Injuries | Old Timey Guy drops by to discuss wing walkers | Lefties love trains the same way autistics love trains | and finally, the Rousey and Carano fight is this weekend.

Brian is already collecting clips for Jocktober. Also: If you listen to us on Spotify, this is your warning to find another way | Brian is looking at Rumble | a great clip from the Bob Kevoian tribute show | D4vd had a LOT of child porn on his phone | the boys watch a great video of a matador getting gored in his asshole, which makes them very happy | you want to root for the 20-year-old Taco Bell employee who shot at people, until you hear the whole story | Lohn John Silver’s has to be a money laundering scheme | Brian’s dad has his own agenda | a woman running for office in Utah was accused of forcing herself on four other women | a guy who used to own the Home Alone house killed himself, for a somewhat predictable reason | kid touchers should be encouraged to kill themselves | the Justice Department wants to bring back firing squads | Brian loves “thank you for your attention to this matter” | the trigger mechanism b/w sitting in pudding | Klock | and finally, discussing gimmick shows for this season.