Brevard County’s 2025 Deputy of the Year has pictures of himself giving a Nazi salute and wearing a Hitler mustache, and that’s not even close to the worst shit he did. Also:

• If you were a girl raised without a Dad who loved you, you do what that deputy’s ex-girlfriend agreed to do sexually. Yeesh.
• The boys reflect on Inglourious Basterds and … Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
• Spiro Agnew resigned the vice presidency in disgrace, and Frank Sinatra lent him money.
• Levon Helm and Robbie Robertson
• The boys are going to see Baby Metal.
• Someone drove a car through a cemetery, Brian tells the same joke six times, and loves it.
• Brian has decided what he wants on his tombstone.
• The “Wheel of Fortune” announcer was fired because he likes kids. And we mean, likes kids.
• The Anthony Cumia and Jim Norton Show theme is funny.
• A mobile home dweller flung shit at another trailer park dweller.
• Brian says Idiocracy didn’t happen in the last 5 years, and as proof, there’s such a thing as the Straw Hat Riot of 1922.
• The Zoot Suit Riots, and Brian wants Lemon to cover “Down” by 311, except call it “Downs.”