This week’s show opens with a story about a man who basically pepper sprayed an entire row of people in a movie theater, and continues with:

• Brian recalls the story of the writer who yanked some stranger’s phone out of their hand and threw it away.
• The boys went to see Baby Metal in Michigan.
• A mention of Skid Row leads the boys into a discussion of butt rock bands, Betty Boop, and Olive Oyl.
• Brian took notes on the trip, such as Jeff tried to kill them, they saw a bald, midgie Dave Mustaine in line, Brian was never happier to be a man than at this show, and more.
• Carrot Top attempted suicide, and Brian has a theory, b/w Barry Bonds steroid head.
• Baseball playoff talk.
• The Feel Good Story of the Week: A woman fell into an old tank in her yard, and was rescued.
• The show’s first Lindsay Clancy reference, b/w Susan Smith and woman hormones.
• A woman woke up to find a bat trying to get into her mouth, and introducing Cos the Bat.
• An old woman admitted to killing her husband in March.
• Brian tells the classic (?) Four Below story.
• Next week, we’re going to try Jocktober for the first time.