It’s an April Fool’s Day miracle! We’ll do two shows this week, this first one covering only the things that matter, such as: Brian is confused about an old AC/DC lyric | The Dump Out | Lou Gramm | a quadruple amputee killed a guy and dumped the body in someone’s yard | a former NFL linebacker probably killed his girlfriend and used ChatGPT to get away with it | the life of Tom Griswold, at parties | a cop quit her job because she was caught posting feet pics during work hours | a man diagnosed with terminal cancer goes on a shooting spree | The King of Comedy | Tony Randall | Martha Raye’s enormous mouth | 60s era Klan materials were found in a Mississippi police headquarters | a strawberry shit shake | Midgie Wick | Bill Cosby | and finally, the search for someone normal.

There was absolutely no news this week, so strap in and listen as two old men babble on about: How many more years? | The Dead Pool (is tied at 1-1) | the Afroman videos are great | Jeff spent six months in WalMart this afternoon, but really is too much of a cranky old man to be in public | Brian wants child strength mace | Jeff: “Small talk is for losers and idiots.” | Brian’s condition for organ donation | Brian fucked a girl half his age (b/w The Big Ol’ Aborsh) | since there’s no news, the Boys listen to some random audio clips Brian’s been collecting (Ranjeet the Indian wife beater, Street Kings, Garden State, Kill Tony, the guy translating “Circle of Life,” and Help, Who’s Talking? | Life hates Brian (except for that one thing), and he doesn’t care what that girl’s problem is | Venezuela won the World Baseball Classic | paralympic hockey and disabled cars | and finally, Brian still watches wrestling. Recorded March 18 for broadcast March 27.

This week, Old Timey Guy is talking to you about TVs. Also: Penny Marshall was a butterface | Jeff has thoughts on the next Iranian paralympic team | Brian accidentally saw two male black midgie porn stars taking on a white girl | Brian and Jeff both have stories about shitting themselves | Women’s Night | Brian has a fetish for championship rings, belts, and trophies | the Washington Department of Licensing had an AI problem | how can you not hate doublespeak? | a prophet attacks a Chinese restaurant owner for a perfectly logical reason | Jeff just now learned there’s going to be a UFC event on the White House South Lawn | Anthony Cumia had a run-in with some guy on the street | a drunk Canadian went after the flamingos at the Flamnigo Casino in Las Vegas | Brian no-sells an update on a four-year-old story | and finally, Brian isn’t saying he’d run his most recent ex if she were crossing the street, he’s just saying he wouldn’t slow down. Recorded on March 11 for broadcast on March 20.

This week, did you hear how Helen Keller burned her face? Also: Brian is watching way too much “Big Bang Theory” | how does it look once AI replaces millions of us? | George Thorogood | the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees are out | Michael Hutchence | Foo Fighters | getting your mind right | a delivery robot is running wild | Balsam Specific | Brian refers to Doctor Genius as Doctor Obvious | Temu Rick Rubin had sex with a dead deer | a man got naked, drank some floor cleaner, and stole an ambulance | and finally, a North Carolina man says he has the world’s smallest cock.

In a show recorded January 14, the Boys start by discussing the Elvis concert documentary, a dump that smells like a tire fire, and whether Brian thinks he could get his old job back. Then we get into the meat of the episode: Fulfilling our yearly commitment to watch an episode of “Takedown with Chris Hansen,” followed up with a collection of Hansen’s best comebacks. The Boys notice this year’s kid toucher looks like Temu Danny Trejo, and we’re off to the races.

Brian can’t wait for the Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano fight. Also: Jeff has never listened to AC/DC’s “Back in Black” album all the way through | Jake and Logan Paul | the Johnny Carson schedule | heat waves and 69s | Jesse Jackson and Robert Duvall | Mike and Cool Hand | five guys were caught trying to sneak party drugs onto a gay cruise | 20 blue hairs were fighting it out on a pickleball court | Jeff fell down | the biggest loser in the Rousey v. Carano fight will be Brian’s cock | the wild turkeys are at it again | UPS drivers v. Amazon drivers | a Huey Lewis digression | a Joe Walsh digression | a Little Caesars employee broke into a store and pocketed the money | hackey 1970s TV | a fecal event | crop dusting the innocent | when you’re fat, food wins | and finally, Chicken-fil-a.

This week, Dr. Hook and his leather eye patch. Also: Brian’s dad thinks everyone famous died from smoking cigarettes | Brian at Costco | old Beavis and Butt-head | Jeff had a dream about a celebrity | Woody Woodbury could only have been funny in 1960 | a Larry Summers correction | Willa Mastin | Jeff hates the crippled kid from those commercials | Jeff refers to Doug as Ron | and finally, instead of doing the news, the Boys start watching an old after school special about a young girl who likes to fuck, starring Maureen McCormick and her pigeon mouth.

Jeff has no patience with people being kidnapped. Also: Sometimes, Brian guesses what happened to the missing kids he sees on the gas pump videos | “The Midnight Special” | weathermen for local radio | Brian got a Costco membership | deep fried Uncrustables | Brian is unemployed, so of course that makes him a chauffeur | if you had the money, wouldn’t you have an island? | Brian’s not in the Epstein files | Jeff’s shaving routine | a man used a blowtorch to thaw out pipes, and his house exploded | some guy dropped a 40 second gasser | a man was arrested for having sex with a vacuum cleaner | a French hospital had to be evacuated because a young guy had a mammoth World War 1 artillery shell in his ass | Jeff is a game day guy with a cape | Brian hates Looney Tunes sex | and finally, an Olive Garden employee kills himself in the worst way.

Welcome back for year 21, season 19! This week: Trump’s neck pussy. Also: the Boys have had it with this winter | the global warming bit | Brian got fired, and did the most irresponsible thing possible (it worked!) | Brian lost his VIP at the casino | Brian won the 2025 Dead Pool, and this year’s lists | Updates from the break: Kim Kardashian’s brain scan; George Zinn was sentenced; a man was arrested (for the third time) for tricking women into changing his diapers; D4vd, still not arrested; and Mark Sanchez. | Brian samples some of the new audio drops, b/w “do the knowledge” | Brian’s dad in Germany, b/w “me so horny” | what horrible things did we do to our cocks and balls last year? | and finally, Brian doesn’t know how he ever pleased a woman since he’s been a lumbering fatso.

Let’s listen to the Prong theme one more time this year, as we wrap up the season ending episodes by watching a 1977 “60 Minutes” report about British women married to gay husbands.