It’s not as much of a surprise as it should be that a preacher was banging an underage boy; the plot twist is that the man of god has HIV and didn’t tell anyone. Also this week:

• James Gregory and filling up the gas tank.
• The boys debate starting a gay dating app called Pillow Biters, b/w gay sex in Nazi Germany.
• Sugar Drop grapes.
• Brian has dumped out in every bathroom at his new job.
• Jeff’s got nothing going on, except he’s planning his pre-retirement.
• Two men were arrested for having a machete fight, b/w Machete.
• Frankenstein, haunted pussies, and Elsa Lanchester.
• The Feel Good Story of the Week.
• “I Put a Spell on You.”
• A kid fell asleep on a school bus. The driver is at fault, but …
• Another kid refused to put on a seat belt, so a flight was canceled, b/w child murder.
• Light presidential election talk (1972 v. 1980, 1984).