There was absolutely no news this week, so strap in and listen as two old men babble on about: How many more years? | The Dead Pool (is tied at 1-1) | the Afroman videos are great | Jeff spent six months in WalMart this afternoon, but really is too much of a cranky old man to be in public | Brian wants child strength mace | Jeff: “Small talk is for losers and idiots.” | Brian’s condition for organ donation | Brian fucked a girl half his age (b/w The Big Ol’ Aborsh) | since there’s no news, the Boys listen to some random audio clips Brian’s been collecting (Ranjeet the Indian wife beater, Street Kings, Garden State, Kill Tony, the guy translating “Circle of Life,” and Help, Who’s Talking? | Life hates Brian (except for that one thing), and he doesn’t care what that girl’s problem is | Venezuela won the World Baseball Classic | paralympic hockey and disabled cars | and finally, Brian still watches wrestling. Recorded March 18 for broadcast March 27.