This week, Dr. Hook and his leather eye patch. Also: Brian’s dad thinks everyone famous died from smoking cigarettes | Brian at Costco | old Beavis and Butt-head | Jeff had a dream about a celebrity | Woody Woodbury could only have been funny in 1960 | a Larry Summers correction | Willa Mastin | Jeff hates the crippled kid from those commercials | Jeff refers to Doug as Ron | and finally, instead of doing the news, the Boys start watching an old after school special about a young girl who likes to fuck, starring Maureen McCormick and her pigeon mouth.