It’s an April Fool’s Day miracle! We’ll do two shows this week, this first one covering only the things that matter, such as: Brian is confused about an old AC/DC lyric | The Dump Out | Lou Gramm | a quadruple amputee killed a guy and dumped the body in someone’s yard | a former NFL linebacker probably killed his girlfriend and used ChatGPT to get away with it | the life of Tom Griswold, at parties | a cop quit her job because she was caught posting feet pics during work hours | a man diagnosed with terminal cancer goes on a shooting spree | The King of Comedy | Tony Randall | Martha Raye’s enormous mouth | 60s era Klan materials were found in a Mississippi police headquarters | a strawberry shit shake | Midgie Wick | Bill Cosby | and finally, the search for someone normal.