Once again this week, more old men are getting swindled by young pussy, except this time the girl is arrested for stealing from, basically, everyone she meets. And more:

• This show really needs a gay to explain things. Not a character, but a real gay.
• The Asian noise.
• Magic Shell and the Cock Sock, b/w Marvin the Martian cock toppers.
• We finally address Jeff’s throat rattle and sniffing on the show.
• Loving old man cereals.
• Someone’s farts – or some other chemical fart spray – cleared out a Spider-Man screening.
• Redheads are back, b/w Lucille Ball had a weird face.
• Doug stepping on the host, b/w how did Frank Sinatra treat Jews?
• Tony Romo suspended “indefinitely,” b/w itchy toes.
• The Feel Good Story of the Week.
• If you were going to bang a Blizzard, what flavor would it be?
• R. Budd Dwyer