You’re never too old to learn a lesson. For example: If you’re a 67-year-old man looking for a “sugar baby,” you’ve got to expect things will go south on you. Also for you this week, our humble listeners:

• You’re never too old to get a twitch in your pants over a dreamy young man.
• Brian is back at the casino on a regular basis.
• We haven’t played Jeff’s intro all season long … UNTIL TODAY! Whoooo!!!
• A windshield wiper incident.
• Brian: “McNuggets never gave me diarrhea.”
• Brian insists Jeff is not that much smart, b/w waxed midgie pussy.
• Update: They’re finally going to look for Amelia Earhart’s plane (Jeff doesn’t care; Brian marginally cares).
• Jeff went to a religious wedding, b/w Jeff’s ex-wife sucks a lot.
• Don Rickles with Frank Sinatra and Johnny Carson.
• Some kids were fed edibles.
• Being in Betty Ford, b/w Brian has a very rare moment of self censorship.
• Tony Romo likes to drink and drive, b/w Resting Douche Face.
• Brief retirement talk.