Brian can’t wait for the Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano fight. Also: Jeff has never listened to AC/DC’s “Back in Black” album all the way through | Jake and Logan Paul | the Johnny Carson schedule | heat waves and 69s | Jesse Jackson and Robert Duvall | Mike and Cool Hand | five guys were caught trying to sneak party drugs onto a gay cruise | 20 blue hairs were fighting it out on a pickleball court | Jeff fell down | the biggest loser in the Rousey v. Carano fight will be Brian’s cock | the wild turkeys are at it again | UPS drivers v. Amazon drivers | a Huey Lewis digression | a Joe Walsh digression | a Little Caesars employee broke into a store and pocketed the money | hackey 1970s TV | a fecal event | crop dusting the innocent | when you’re fat, food wins | and finally, Chicken-fil-a.