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The Worst of 2024, Episode One

Well it’s that time of year again, where we dip into several weeks of so-called “worst of” episodes, so Brian doesn’t have to go back into production for two more months. This week: Brian saw a girl with Summer Teeth; Jeff has an unreasonable reaction to the idea of banana splits; Brian sat on his balls for the first time; Pete Davidson’s cock and how people keep lying about not wanting to fuck Kim Kardashian; creeps, “Lollipop,” and Chubby Checker; and finally, some teacher molested a 13-year-old.

The Jackie Kennedy White House Tour

The main reason we’re here is to watch a long clip from Jackie Kennedy’s nationally televised tour of the White House in 1962. But before we get there, we listen to a random show clip from 2009, and remind the listening audience that JFK was a gimmick and a fraud. Anyway, thanks for listening!

Babies are the Veal of Humans

This week, Jeff takes a brave and uncontroversial stand against young burn victims. Also: Abortion rights; good and bad TV themes from the 1970s; Biden is still president; babies are the veal of humans; Lily Allen makes $10k a month selling feet pics; Teri Garr died; how a man should smell; if Brian gets terminally ill; Jack Jones died; “The Catholic Boat”; Eleanor Roosevelt; a woman walked backwards into an airplane propeller; Canadians showed up to a Halloween party dressed as Klansmen; the Klan in Canada; a pizzeria accidentally sold 70 pizzas infused with THC; Little Caesars; Chocolate Frosted Donut Kit Kats; Krispy Kreme; Snead’s Seed and Feed; the Great Northern Suck and Fuck; getting old together; 1988 STDs; and finally, you’re never really off this show.

An Unexpected Technical Failure

This week, Brian is thinking about finally changing up his Halloween costume. Also, Boogie Night; Rick Springfield; Trump at McDonald’s; Trump and Arnold Palmer; big cocks; Harvey Weinstein has cancer; an Arkansas doctor had his license suspended for having too much fun, apparently; Jeff says “fag” a lot in traffic; Barnes and Noble spends a lot of time trying to sell people a membership; an old woman shot and killed a man as a joke; Alec Baldwin; digging a grave sounds hard; a woman is sentenced for poisoning and killing her boyfriend; how to host a podcast; Eleanor Roosevelt; common law marriage; Kenoyer? I hardly know her; a Polish funeral home lost a body on the street; drunken buffoonery (we hope); and finally, who’s teaching the old people lessons?

Have You Decreased in Mass?

As the microphones go up, the Boys see the story about the English teacher reenacting the George Floyd incident, and wonder why he wasn’t teaching English, which is his job. Also: there’s a lot of fun stuff coming at the end of the season; taking time off; Liam Payne; Brian’s new money guy sounds like a mob stereotype; Brian’s big casino hit; for Jeff, overalls are inevitable; they’re still pretending Jimmy Carter voted; Japan in WW1; Evil Ron Reagan and Tricky Dick; it’s all cannibalism and tarp walls for a Kentucky woman; Gorilla Tape; Buffalo Bill; two-thirds of homeowners believe their house is haunted; Popeyes runs a little slow; pastries; The Simpsons; Adult Swim; football; and finally, Jeff’s turn in the barrel.