(We’ll blame Doug for this not working the first time.) Milwaukee Brewers manager Pat Murphy pulled a pancake out of his pocket and Lemon, as a pocket food aficionado, weighs in. Also: Jeff lost his glasses | It sounds like Howard Stern is getting the boot | update on Hulk Hogan’s cause of death | Beyoncé and Sydney Sweeney | a Catholic priest was arrested for renting pussy | Brian is closer to renting a mouth than ever before | American Top 40 | old people love their local newscasters | a part-time cop was arrested for filming young girls | Cop Rock | cops find a fuck doll in a river | high end fuck dolls are very expensive | the Vaseline route | Mountain Dew genes | Happy Hiroshima (and Nagasaki) day(s) | and finally, old timey racism.