Jeff and Brian both watched War of the Worlds, and they have a lot to say about it. Also: Brian also saw Nobody 2 and Americana | a man turned his sprinklers on handicapped kids | another man was arrested for blaring train horns and security alarms for no reason | the introduction of Doctor Genius | a man got stuck in a playground slide | ooo, are we checking our phones? | ding dong shoot | “honky” and “cracker” are hilarious | Wikipedia has a list of ethnic slurs | Jeff’s sister has been in Ireland for two weeks | phrases white people use | the man with the world’s longest cock fell in the shower | and finally, we should order a War of the Worlds movie poster for the studio.