Brian throws the open mic to Jeff, and he doesn’t know how to behave, so Lemon takes over. Also this week: Jeff had an ear surgery | Brian explains how the bottom quintile dominates human life | the old guy arrested at the Charlie Kirk shooting likes kid porn | Jeff says don’t go to Utah | soaking | the Osmonds | an update on the guy who was sniffing female asses in public | someone thought a goat was a woman in distress | there’s a Greenville Spider-Man | Blink 182 | a “behavior interventionist” bit a kid | Wal Mart bans an emotional support alligator | Brian had some of the best pancakes of his life | don’t let Jeff fool you, he hates going out in public | the problem with public transportation | Dirty Harry and Gran Torino | Thoreau and Robert Redford | young Mary Tyler Moore | and finally, Scorched Earth Pussy.