Brian ate two bowls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and had a cinnamony, toasty dump. Also: Jeff’s dermatologist has a smile like the Joker | Literal Jeff strikes again | Doctor Genius is a hit | War of the Wordles | the first In-N-Out opened in Washington state, and people camped out all night | a man was arrested for sniffing a woman’s ass in public | going over this week’s scumbag roundup for a Florida Crimestoppers | a Woody bouquet | Brian is willing to fund a genocide if it’s to kill dummies | Brian brings up the Taylor Swift engagement, and the boys discuss Travis Kelce’s huge hog | good news: a kid toucher is going to be castrated | and finally, chemical castration.