It’s a short show this week, because Brian feels terrible and needs to get home and pump himself full of water and over the counter drugs. But not before we discuss the dead body that sat in the grocery store for four hours due to some corporate nonsense. Also:

• The boys hate grocery shopping, but love old man cereals.
• Brian watched Citizen Vigilante, declares it’s dog shit.
• Brian had an embarrassing fecal incident at his new job. He wouldn’t post a picture of it on X, but he’s willing to do something else for the show.
• A Chubby Checker digression, b/w Chubby’s “folk” album.
• Update: Injury totals for the running of the bulls.
• Update: Kristi Noem is leaving her closeted, likely homosexual, cross dressing husband.
• A North Miami Beach police captain was arrested for filming his step-daughter in the shower.
• A pilot instructor jumped out of the plane, leaving his student to land by herself.
• Jeff has insane confidence in himself.
• The video of the guy getting hit by the bison is hilarious.
• Brian wanted England to win the World Cup because at least they speak English.
• Brief Tarantino discussion.
• Does Jeff have the Taco Bell lettuce rhea disease?