It’s hot in England again, like it is every year, and that means Americans have to hear about how we don’t understand how heat works. Also:

• Brian wants to Video Store “It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum”and “Heil Honey I’m Home!”
• Brian may finally have a job, b/w the casino and reflecting on that girl.
• Grok gave the boys a script for the show (which we’re going to perform next week).
• Jeff hates this guy he works with.
• The Asian Noise.
• Ferrari’s electric car, b/w electric car discussion.
• Baseball talk – the Cubs player who told that blonde to shut her face.
• Robert Pattinson’s Chris Hansen movie, b/w Scarlett Johansson in the next Batman movie.
• Jeff is trying to steal shopping cart money from Aldi.
• Hotel guests were woken up by a “vulgar message” over an emergency intercom.
• Jesse Epstein drops by.
• Jesse Ventura’s fight with Jim Norton.
• Brian can’t wait to go the Full Ben Franklin.
• A man fell through the ceiling at a gym.
• “Tardin’ ‘Round!” b/w face crabs and pussy related throat cancer.
• The original “Big Bang Theory” pilot is dog shit.