This week, the boys learn that the best way to deal with a woman who wants to leave you is to demolish your own house. Also:

• Jeff had to take care of a drunken asshole at a baseball game. (By the way, if you feel the need to get hammered at a minor league baseball game, check yourself into a program.)
• Brian saw a fatso falling and rolling down a hill, and it was one of the greatest moments of his life.
• Brian got a job, and it’s going to take him some time to train them.
• Grok wrote us a script last week, and we’re just not feeling it. It’s bad, bad, bad.
• An Atlanta cop was banging a judge in her chambers, b/w Brian used to live next to a girl whose boyfriend would legitimately tear it up.
• A brief history of shitty talk shows; Dick Cavett will not get past Watergate.
• A Florida man had his cock out at a Taco Bell.
• There’s no way a fat, bald guy should be selling you workout shoes.
• Nap and baseball discussions.