On the Rousey v. Carano fight, Brian didn’t even have a chance to get his pants down. Also this week: Jeff was sick but is feeling better | a late breaking story about a landlord who was banging some woman in his tenant’s living room | Brian loves sluts | Follow Up: A study finds that people who love corporate speak aren’t smart | before he loses his house, Brian says he’s going to blown a load in every corner | cops chased a man driving 130 miles an hour, who asked if he should get a better car next time | a kid toucher dropped a thumb drive filled with kiddy porn in a police station parking lot | Brian has nothing “smart” in his house, himself included | the song “Plant a Radish” is analyzed | Feel Good Story of the Week: a cow knows how to scratch herself with things | Feelin’ Fine | heartburn | and finally, eating a carrot.