This week, an absolute pimp of an 85-year-old man was caught in his tiny car, smoking a cigarello, and driving 110 miles per hour in a 45. He was arrested (along with another guy) for drag racing. (We have the video of his arrest, too.) Also:

• Brian is obsessed with Hollywood Graveyard.
• Brian made a serious tactical error trying to do something adventurous at work, and learned a lesson.
• Light baseball talk, b/w Brian almost does a spit take.
• When a fart goes up your ball bag.
• We’re doing Jocktober this year.
• A woman working at Arby’s spit into a customer’s food, giving her herpes.
• The Cos drops by and talks about how he used to give women herpes.
• Brian forgot to mention that Alan Greenspan died, and Team Jeff ties the Dead Pool at 2-2.
• Jeff drops a rare Mush Mouth.
• Brian Williams was funny on 30 Rock.
• Some blue hair drove a Tesla into a public swimming pool.
• You ever pull a load out while driving?
• The Commodore flip phone.