First up this week, a Pasadena cop was jerking around and shot another cop in the shoulder, proving once again that every police force in America should implement an IQ test. Also:

• Dead Pool Update: Gene Shalit died, and team Brian takes a 2-1 lead.
• Brian speculates on the sex lives of Kermit and Miss Piggy.
• A Dick Cavett correction.
• An HOA voted to exterminate hundreds of geese, and the boys are torn, because they hate both HOAs and geese.
• You could burn geese for fuel, right?
• The Auschwitz parking lot was always full.
• A drunk and / or high woman spit on a cop twice, and got popped in the mouth for her effort.
• There’s nothing better than a Three Stooges pie fight.
• “The old Union Pacific doesn’t come by here much anymore.”
• Jimmy Cagney’s open palm grapefruit technique b/w The Golden Age of Broad Smacking.
• The boys don’t care about the World Cup, but the videos of Euros loving free refills and Buc-ee’s are the best.
• Brian found out he’s incompatible with regular, human working hours.