In case you were wondering how old Brian is, he’s going to tell you his favorite kind of weather. Also: We realize that pausing mid show to take a drink is rude, and we don’t care | the TGO Radio Christmas party | Brian will gamble for his birthday | reflecting on what we accomplished this year | hitting for the cycle | Mark Sanchez and D4vd updates | a substitute middle school teacher was busted with cocaine | Uncrustables, again | Brian finally got an air fryer | “Was she a great big fat person?” | Publix in Florida will allow open carry | a couple was arrested for giving a teenager bags filled with guns and kicking him out of the car | and finally, Sovereign.