Jeff starts the show in a bad mood, so Brian fucks with him until he feels better. How that shakes out: Prong (the band) discussion | sneezing | Mark Sanchez is a tool bag buffoon facing a felony charge | football player rapists (allegedly) | D4vd updates: they buried the girl, and it turns out her family is trash | the cloud | the woman who was trying to steal Graceland was sentenced | Jeff says Uncrustables are cheating | Elvis’ diet, b/w no wonder he died on the toilet | the shot, the third arm, and Jeff’s dick | a woman stole an electric shopping cart | now is not the time to have Halloween decorations of dead bodies labeled with the names of city officials | IQ is a real thing we have to take seriously | Amelia Earhart became a celebrity in the way nonentities become huge celebrities today | Stroke Show | porn names | the one true TGO Radio conspiracy theory | and finally, getting to the bit.