Start with a pair of underwear …

Broadcasting from the Heat Zone, it’s TGO Radio! This week, Jeff introduces Brian to a song by the Cure, and Brian introduces Jeff to an obscure song by an Italian singer named Adriano Celentano. Also, a woman gave birth to a 13 pound baby; Brian tells a hospital shit story; Jeff tells a child birth story; a man tried to rob someone and it didn’t go well for him; Michigan J. Frog; Rolling Hills Estates was literally that; the shocker; an 8-year-old stole a car; cocaine in the White House; a man in Vegas makes the most of his trip; a middle school principal tried to get an underage girl with a Grimace shake; the underage montage; Jeff’s been carrying the day; and finally, Doug is asked to speak.

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Actually not talking about this Hot Zone.

This week, making decisions. Also: Vacations; gambling addiction; gurgling; credit cards; student loans; controlling your impulses; Updates and Corrections (meth in Japanese food, Leslie Van Houten was released, and the Tylenol murders suspect died); marking the anniversary of the bombing of Hiroshima (New Mexico, Bikini Atoll, Oppenheimer, dropping a bomb on Berlin, moral lines, tentacle porn, super hurricanes, Public Enemy, Old Timey Guy, barbershop quartet, Gary, Indiana, the Jacksons, the Heat Zone); the Beach Boys, and rape cakes.

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We didn’t do it, we just report it.

This week, the band Prong. Also: Queens of the Stone Age; BlackBerry; the fourth wall; Doug and the missing season one episode; old pictures; OJ is back with another video; The Cos drops by; countries with the biggest cocks; and Paris Hilton. (As promised, here’s the link to the “Quack Like a Duck” video.)

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Well, yeah.

This week, taking time off. Also: the Braves; cocaine; washing; Brian at the movies; full frontal nudity; Jeff’s stomach; a Subway restaurant got loose and put up a pretty funny submersible sign; another old woman was eaten by an alligator, but with a twist; they should have killed Gilligan; Dolly Parton and Rob Halford have a duet out, for some reason; a car drove through a restaurant in New Hampshire; Trump and Biden; Jeff tries to fire Doug; Obscene Jeopardy; and Nick Manning.

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Goddamn neighborhood menace

The great disadvantage of recording shows in advance is that you’re always a few weeks behind the actual news. For example, as we recorded this episode, the submersible was just given up for lost. But we’ll talk about it anyway, along with: small mousepads; someone did an AI version of Frank Sinatra singing “Get Low”; Mark Tremonti’s Sinatra covers; a low level autistic won’t remove the werewolf statue from her yard; too many 11-year-olds are still wearing diapers in Switzerland; we figure out how many diaper changes Jeff’s kids owe him; a new baby is out; the Uline catalog; turns out, teens weren’t trying to light dynamite; feedin’ soldiers and bombing brown people; fat guy talk; The Flash; and the shits.

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Us, basically.

This week’s very silly episode starts with a harrowing tale of a gnat flying down Jeff’s throat and continues with Bill Gates; Ubuntu; a woman who is swearing off her ho ways; Out of Context Audio; Casey Kasem; a drastic change; the worthless dollar and a great pandemic; Brian’s most recent ex; Costco samples for ass eating; stoners; AI Batman wants to help you with your porn addiction; Brian’s tired; and some pictures were found at Brian’s apartment once.

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Help me not watch this show.

Welcome back for another Video Store! This week, the series premiere of CBS’ So Help Me Todd. This episode is available for your viewing pleasure on Paramount +, if you’d like to check it out before trying to keep up with our frequent, ADD-riddled stops and starts.

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It’s inevitable on this show.

We’ve got a brand new audio feedback noise, and you’re never going to believe what caused it. Also, Jeff, Trixie, and Brian socialized; phone contacts; Brian bought an iPhone; in the absence of real news, we have a hodge podge of nonsense; Jeff’s ex-wife; OJ Simpson wants to talk to you about the media and Trump; what constitutes a full blown shitting of the pants?; Jared Fogel is having some trouble in the slam; what’s Kim Kardashian looking for in a man? Hint: huge cock; the funk; a 28-year-old passed as a 17-year-old for a year; a man was arrested for banging a tree; the STD scare Brian had in his 40s; a Penn State professor was arrested for having sex with a dog; the takeaways from today’s show; and the feedback revisited.

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“Senior prank.”

TGO Radio is your podcast home for casual conversation! Join us as we discuss grass; the casino; drinking while retired; Jeff hits the mic arm for the second time second time today; a senior prank “went too far”; a fat woman was forced to step on a baggage scale because she lied about her weight; a 20-year-old who loved exploring explored himself to death; Seattle is the worst city for dog shit; an unarmed 11-year-old was shot by police, but some pivotal details are being glossed over; Jeff hits the mic arm for the third time today, and we finally have to talk about it; and finally, Brian is traveling to gamble.

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Pink sockhoppin’, Daddy-o

After too many weeks of recording with inconsiderate, savage, fuckhead neighbors at Brian’s house, the new North studio opens at Jeff’s house, and Brian’s microphone still isn’t right at the start. Also this week: Vacation; the first fart in the new studio; Pat Robertson died; PGA and Liv; Dead Pool update; magic crystals won’t heal you; Dennis DeYoung’s video for “Desert Moon”; everything is fake; an Indiana man blew himself up with grandpa’s hand grenade; a crooked fertility doctor died when an experimental airplane crashed; an old woman was killed by her own car; and a man had to have nine steel rings cut off his strangled cock.

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