This week, did you hear how Helen Keller burned her face? Also: Brian is watching way too much “Big Bang Theory” | how does it look once AI replaces millions of us? | George Thorogood | the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees are out | Michael Hutchence | Foo Fighters | getting your mind right | a delivery robot is running wild | Balsam Specific | Brian refers to Doctor Genius as Doctor Obvious | Temu Rick Rubin had sex with a dead deer | a man got naked, drank some floor cleaner, and stole an ambulance | and finally, a North Carolina man says he has the world’s smallest cock.

In a show recorded January 14, the Boys start by discussing the Elvis concert documentary, a dump that smells like a tire fire, and whether Brian thinks he could get his old job back. Then we get into the meat of the episode: Fulfilling our yearly commitment to watch an episode of “Takedown with Chris Hansen,” followed up with a collection of Hansen’s best comebacks. The Boys notice this year’s kid toucher looks like Temu Danny Trejo, and we’re off to the races.

Brian can’t wait for the Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano fight. Also: Jeff has never listened to AC/DC’s “Back in Black” album all the way through | Jake and Logan Paul | the Johnny Carson schedule | heat waves and 69s | Jesse Jackson and Robert Duvall | Mike and Cool Hand | five guys were caught trying to sneak party drugs onto a gay cruise | 20 blue hairs were fighting it out on a pickleball court | Jeff fell down | the biggest loser in the Rousey v. Carano fight will be Brian’s cock | the wild turkeys are at it again | UPS drivers v. Amazon drivers | a Huey Lewis digression | a Joe Walsh digression | a Little Caesars employee broke into a store and pocketed the money | hackey 1970s TV | a fecal event | crop dusting the innocent | when you’re fat, food wins | and finally, Chicken-fil-a.

This week, Dr. Hook and his leather eye patch. Also: Brian’s dad thinks everyone famous died from smoking cigarettes | Brian at Costco | old Beavis and Butt-head | Jeff had a dream about a celebrity | Woody Woodbury could only have been funny in 1960 | a Larry Summers correction | Willa Mastin | Jeff hates the crippled kid from those commercials | Jeff refers to Doug as Ron | and finally, instead of doing the news, the Boys start watching an old after school special about a young girl who likes to fuck, starring Maureen McCormick and her pigeon mouth.

Jeff has no patience with people being kidnapped. Also: Sometimes, Brian guesses what happened to the missing kids he sees on the gas pump videos | “The Midnight Special” | weathermen for local radio | Brian got a Costco membership | deep fried Uncrustables | Brian is unemployed, so of course that makes him a chauffeur | if you had the money, wouldn’t you have an island? | Brian’s not in the Epstein files | Jeff’s shaving routine | a man used a blowtorch to thaw out pipes, and his house exploded | some guy dropped a 40 second gasser | a man was arrested for having sex with a vacuum cleaner | a French hospital had to be evacuated because a young guy had a mammoth World War 1 artillery shell in his ass | Jeff is a game day guy with a cape | Brian hates Looney Tunes sex | and finally, an Olive Garden employee kills himself in the worst way.

Welcome back for year 21, season 19! This week: Trump’s neck pussy. Also: the Boys have had it with this winter | the global warming bit | Brian got fired, and did the most irresponsible thing possible (it worked!) | Brian lost his VIP at the casino | Brian won the 2025 Dead Pool, and this year’s lists | Updates from the break: Kim Kardashian’s brain scan; George Zinn was sentenced; a man was arrested (for the third time) for tricking women into changing his diapers; D4vd, still not arrested; and Mark Sanchez. | Brian samples some of the new audio drops, b/w “do the knowledge” | Brian’s dad in Germany, b/w “me so horny” | what horrible things did we do to our cocks and balls last year? | and finally, Brian doesn’t know how he ever pleased a woman since he’s been a lumbering fatso.

Let’s listen to the Prong theme one more time this year, as we wrap up the season ending episodes by watching a 1977 “60 Minutes” report about British women married to gay husbands.

This week, in an episode that was definitely recorded in one sitting, Brian and Jeff get to the bottom of propaganda techniques (“Techniques of Propaganda”) and how someone becomes popular (“Are You Popular?”), as opposed to just getting in the back seat with all the boys.

We can only hope you’re enjoying these instructional video episodes half as much as we’re enjoying recording them. This week: Walt Disney’s “The Story of Menstruation” from 1946 and “Improve Your Personality” from 1951

Watching the old instructional films is truly one of our favorite things, so we watch two more this week: “Let’s Share with Others” from 1950, and “Mind Your Manners” from 1953.